Gail Tejeda

Sometimes you're not given what you want because something better is planned for you instead.#Followback

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

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[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

[Demetra Allen @zardalon]

If you dont know shit, dont say shit.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Money can't buy you happiness, but I'd rather cry in a mansion.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Vickie Wessel @P7Syusyugina78]

Excuse me you have a little face on your make-up.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.

[Lindsey Hong @ishalimenkova]

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.

[Julianne Sites @GerontiyMs]

I'm so good at sleeping, I can even do it with my eyes closed.

[Marianne Macomber @balatkina74]

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure...

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

You aint bout that life HOE!!!

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Hoe, don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

[Sandra Golden @zhamnovf]

Ignorance is bliss... unless you have a wife who keeps making you aware of it.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Just imagine, Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.

[Cheryl Collins @ipochkarev]

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Dear icebergs, Sorry to hear bout the global warming. Karma is a bitch. Sincerely, Titanic.

[Grace McCollum @ErmiliyMs]

SPOILER ALERT! You die at the end.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

Hmm... these weren't skinny jeans when I bought them.

[Gail Tejeda @pitirimm2]

No matter what, don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.