Karen Lunsford

People say you don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

It's been 15 years already, and im still pissed off that i don't know what animal Arthur is.. Fuck is he a Bear!?!

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what's going on?

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

That one ex you don't want the world to know you dated.

[Tina Wilson @toptykovskaya]

My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have the best time together.

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

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[Pamela Poole @vsurint]

If you're talking behind my back you're in a good position to kiss my ass.

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

Never fight battles God has already won for you.

[Evelyn Tenney @TrenkinMakariy]

American kid: "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the Queen?" British kid: "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

My mouth automatically says "shit" when something wrong happens.

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

[Hyun Young @sipkiny]

Ladies, if a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN can't be stolen.

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

You're 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

Lies - Im fine : That was my last piece of gum : Ill call you back : Im on my way : I never got that text : I promise I won't laugh.

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

POLICE OFFICER: "How high are you?" ME: "No officer. It's 'Hi, how are you?'"

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.

[Ozella Baker @97Borovskoy]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Alice Lang @1Sminyaylova]

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm like "Bitch, this isn't high school musical"

[Karen Lunsford @1973Chepel]

Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

[Wendy Garcia @LoktyushinMs]

My bank sent me a letter saying it's the last time they will spend 50 cents to tell me I have 2 cents in my account.