Mary Spence

Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Love is gained and Loyalty is returned.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

It's been 15 years already, and im still pissed off that i don't know what animal Arthur is.. Fuck is he a Bear!?!

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

Listening to someone tell a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.

[Shannon Capps @komochkina74]

If you're talking behind my back you're in a good position to kiss my ass.

[Pamela Campbell @ChuliyKondrat]

My Vocabulary = 50% swearing, 50% sarcasm.

[Lois Josephson @ZhelibaY9]

Noone dies a virgin...life screws us all.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

W.O.M.A.N: Wise. Outstanding. Mature. Awesome. Nuturing

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still have a couple hours to sleep.

[Bessie Fisher @BegushevProkop]

Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it'll look like they're trapped inside your phone.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

When you first joined Twitter you never thought this shit would be this addictive..

[Della Irvin @nichiporchuk]

It's not hard to find someone who tells you they love you, Its Hard To find someone who actually means it.

[Bella White @shaluev78]

My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

[Ozella Baker @97Borovskoy]

TOP 5 Lies People Tell - 1) I'm fine. 2) Tht was my last piece of gum. 3) I'll call you back. 4) I'm on my way. 5) I never got that text

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

wish my summer vacation was as long as Phineas & Ferb's.

[Agnes Starkey @mkorablinskaya]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

I hate when people tell me to calm down when I'm not even mad.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

Everything's funnier when you're supposed to be quiet

[Patricia Troia @apreliyasloboz1]

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up. ;)

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Mary Spence @IlimashBasok]

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, youre off it.

[Vickie Wessel @P7Syusyugina78]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.