Danielle Pace

I'm a very forgiving person... Sometimes I don't like that about myself...

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

Sleep is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. Work is the jail.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

Your ex asking to be friends after a break up is like kidnappers asking you to "keep in touch" after letting you go.

[Donna Barkley @2016Ipat]

SPOILER ALERT! You die at the end.

[Betty Watts @rraudina1]

That awkward moment when you start telling a story & you realize no one's listening so you slowly fade out & pretend you never said anything

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

Our generation gonna have the weirdest looking grandparents ever... Tatted and pierced up. ''Grandma got tats & a lip ring yo!"

[Dora Phillips @LipalinYaroslav]

Twitter has a bird as its logo , that's why when you join you're an egg . & your home button is a birdhouse . Why am I just getting this ?

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

W.O.M.A.N: Wise. Outstanding. Mature. Awesome. Nuturing

[Daisy Reece @InetaKuybysheva]

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up. ;)

[Stella Lary @silantiykhitri1]

How is illegal to talk on phone while driving but its legal for a cop to use a laptop while driving?

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought "why aren't we comedians"?

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

Karma is like 69. You get, what you give.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

I want to name my 3 kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete, that way If they screw up, I will just hit them all at once.

[Lilly Pettit @debora_venerova]

I am going to buy a dog, name it naked and tell people I have to walk naked down the street.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

I was good at math, until they added the alphabet...

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

The computer beat me at chess, I won when it came to the kick boxing.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them they're quiet.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

I Couldn't Help But Notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u' ;)

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

There are two kinds of bitches who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

When I was born, I was so shocked I didn't talk for a year and a half.

[Danielle Pace @Smnishko8]

ME: I'm pretty sure I already have.