Melissa Gulbranson

Never, never, never give up.

[Laura Ashley @76Zakhar]

I don't care if it's 5am. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.

[Rebecca Doyle @kalanta95]

Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.

[Suzanne Olson @87Galfera]

Me + = Don't try to talk to me.

[Shannon Capps @komochkina74]

Horror movies don't scare me. But eight missed calls from my mom does.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

Remember when using "protection" meant wearing your helmet?

[Rebecca Mason @KushchenkoM]

Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it came out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Wanda Hitt @chumovatova]

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

I try to donate to charity, but they keep bringing my kids back.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

This long distance relationship is killing me im moving my fridge to my room.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

Shakespeare: "To be or not to be." Satre: "To do is to be." Socrates: "To be is to do." Scooby Doo: "Do be do be do."

[Wendy Ross @MsFeniya]

Those who can laugh at troubles must be having a hilarious time nowadays.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Melissa Gulbranson @tapolkin87]

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

[Claire McCabe @97Silantiy]

If there was an award for laziness... Id probably send someone to pick it up for me.

[Ruth West @77Elfira]

If practice makes perfect. And no ones perfect, what's the point of practice?

[Michelle Funes @pepnova1]

An ugly personality will crush a gorgeous face.