Linda Foster

Dont judge people by the mistakes they've made, but by what they've learned from them.

[Judith Rosario @1976Spiryakova]

Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Everything's funnier when you're supposed to be quiet

[Anita Sheffield @romanovichmari1]

Cars and bars means stars and scars.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

You claim you're a bad bitch but you have no house, no car, no job? You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, bitch.

[Kathleen Haugland @khodnenko98]

Can you find the mitsake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Wendy Garcia @LoktyushinMs]

Person : You're blocking the view. Me : I am the view.

[Christina Hobson @bashtannikov88]

Reading a paragraph over and over again because you can't concentrate on it.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

First Tab: Twitter ... Second Tab: Facebook ... Third Tab: YouTube.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Missed calls: Dad-0 Sister-1 Brother-3 Mom-42.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, 0 mutual friends, Who the hell are you?

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging. and u just have to act like u don't care at all

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there's a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

That fake laugh you do.. when you don't understand what someone just said to you. .

[Wanda Lee @ekushtal]

It doesn't matter how many times you looked, when your mom looks, she will find what you were looking for.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Alien 1: Did the humans get our message? Alien 2: Yes, But they named it Dubstep and they dance to it.

[Linda Foster @areshnin1]

Once you take my kindness for weakness, I will be a permanent asshole to you.