Connie Hernandez

Some people are more interested in other people's life than their own.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

3.14% of sailors are Pi rates.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Eating solves everything. When you're sad. When you're mad. When you're bored.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging. and u just have to act like u don't care at all

[Kathleen Haugland @khodnenko98]

I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place. Then you're going first.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Katy Perry: Blue Hair. Rhianna: Red Hair [&] Lady GaGa: Green Hair. THE FREAKING POWER RANGERS ARE BACK!

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

It's weird how some people are so loud on Twitter, but so quiet in real life.

[Mary Beard @79Elfiya]

Even if people turn their backs on you, God never does.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

I hate when I let people hold my phone, and when I ask for it back. They tell me to hold on, like no bitch give me my sh!t.

[Joanne Skinner @AkovreshkinW]

You are what you eat. So eat skinny people.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

The suite life of Zack and Cody: The only show with a smart blonde but a dumb asian.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Just discovered a 2nd way I can make myself cry--yanking out a nose hair.

[Florence Lancaster @79Landysh]

Horror movies don't scare me. But eight missed calls from my mom does.

[Linda Rayford @pogrebakova]

When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you .. them : "*Cough*" you: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Wife: "I'll be back honey!" Husband: "Don't threaten me like that!"

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Bitch, you knew you had roaches before you invited me over, so don't act shocked when you see one.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

Feeling the need to shower everytime you leave Walmart.

[Connie Hernandez @zaborevap]

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?