Victoria Sharp

Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

To err is human. To really screw things up you need a computer.

[Agnes Starkey @mkorablinskaya]

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

Me? Weird? Bitch please, I'm limited edition.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will NEVER go back to how they use to be.

[Vicky Billingsley @chalkov_volodya]

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

Karma is like 69. You get, what you give.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

When I'm depressed I cut myself.... a piece of cake

[Kathleen Haugland @kurza91]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

I'm never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let down in the first place.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want your money back.

[Goldie Buhl @malieva_s]

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

[Gladys Rey @rushanmatyushe1]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

"Twitter is stupid!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this??

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

Remember when I asked you out? No. Yeah, me neither.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

People say 'you never know what you had until its gone' Truth is: you know exactly what you had, you just never thought you would lose it.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

"Fight!" ... "Where?!" *WHOLE SCHOOL RUNS*

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

If a person is born deaf,what language do they think in?

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

Twitter is a good excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.