chloe

[Jay 🐉🍉 @cherry0bby]

Missing baguette express. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Is one allowed to ask who is paying for all this, or will one be arrested?

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

Imagine jumping in (as a member of the public!) to defend a nonce. What a country!

[Jay 🐉🍉 @cherry0bby]

Of course I fucked up who never fucked up hands in the air 🙌🙌🙌

[chloe @95_chloe_]

yes it is

[kadi ♡ @kbalde_]

Smoking geek bars in the cinema? Is it really that deep for some of you?😭😭

[IZ @iz_certi]

Outlook emails

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry for emailing so late on a Friday”
“It’s ok, sorry for ignoring you until Monday. Cheerio.”

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

every time i’m between periods i’m like “i can definitely outthink my PMS if i really tried” and then every month when i start crying for no reason i’m like “dammit they got me again”

[King G. @delussii]

As a woman from the UK, I wouldn’t even reply to that. What’s wrong with us? 😂😂😂😂

[Jay 🐉🍉 @cherry0bby]

This is so sad to see that given all the actual reports of people getting spiked some people are just making things up and scaremongering. The detection of HIV takes longer than a week so this is clearly fabricated

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

practicing for when the TV licence man comes round

[chloe @95_chloe_]

LDN baby 💀

[Jay 🐉🍉 @cherry0bby]

Went to this rooftop bar on sat wi about 900 steps n nae lift n on the way back down heard @95_chloe_ scream London baby n then fall down a flight of stairs taking @markthannah oot wi her hahaha London bby

[angie @teaxtarot]

Stop wasting ur 20s complaining about how it’s hard to make friends and start screaming “oh my god I love your bag” from across the street

[rachel. .. @rachelchinourir]

Met police are really pushing the narrative the Sarah Everards murderer was an “Ex Officer” when he was actually an off duty but actively serving police officer at the time… sickening

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Fashion isn't about the brand lmao. It's how you put things together. Alot of y'all can't dress anyways. Y'all just buy designer

[MISSCORPIO ✰ @misscorpio2u]

one thing about it, imma stick my middle finger up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ItsDasiaVouu @itsdasiavouu]

Being naturally shy is hard. People always think you have an attitude and are being rude or standoffish cause you don’t talk. Like damn maybe I can’t think of anything to say 🤣