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eternal sunshine

[Sonny @driflon]

Watching the RHONY episode where Carole hosts the election party I feel sick

[mila tequila @milatequilayt]

Surprise! https://t.co/ETLenXZLKT

[ryan @ryasaurusx]

not now jigsaw

[Asian Junkie @asianjunkiecom]

Girl's Day would be absolutely finished in this fandom environment, huh?

[✦ @meganswoo]

she truly felt that in her soul

[dani⁷ 🐬 @jinyoongis]

the job interview discourse needed to end the second people started implying there is a medical condition that magically requires prescription iced coffee i fear

[Qu!rky • 🇵🇸 @Wuirkyfr]

bro genuinely speed might be the greatest thing that happened to the internet

[Mary Cosby’s Bread Purse @spicykezzinnugg]

Don’t you want to meet 50 gay mayors?

[Cleaver's Henchdwarf @cowgirl_bebop]

These people are simply not gonna make it and I think it's high time everyone accepts that.

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

We are so close to someone just straight up being like "I shouldn't have to be on time to a job interview"

[maeve @slayingb1tch]

men in talking stage when you tell them you haven't eaten dinner yet.

[#*romi @pixicorset]

told the filipino charge nurse about the pakistani girl saying nigga and when i eluded to it by saying “n word” she goes “she said nigga?! that’s not good she should stop”

[شرمط @ccumlord]

your situationship finding out youre texting them while driving

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

Taylor Frankie Paul exits SLOMW

[alex ✩‧₊˚ 🕸️ @enbyloverboy]

but yes, this lottery system to get tickets, especially in aus where we don’t rlly do dynamic pricing, was a joke. i understand it for other countries, but here it really wasn’t needed. all it’s gonna do is give bragging rights and make others feel terrible

[Rhi 🌱 @Asystolrhi]

The amount of people who got the code today apparently

[marv 🦦 @marvisions1]

reposting tweets isn’t as fun anymore ever since they got their own tab

[grovy @grovymango]

All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers