Kel

Mainly here for the Arsenal updates to be honest...

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@aguycalledwill @joshwithers4 @Pete_au4271 @TheBirmingham6 I think it’s more the violating his parole thing to be honest

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Finally the gaslighting from Spurs fans trying to convince me that these two aren’t the exact same player can finally end. I feel at peace.

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@ToonFan14 I think you NUFC should do the responsible thing and sell him to Arsenal for around £5m. As a goodwill gesture to all involved.

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One thing Arsenal losing the UCL has made me realise is that, in the transfer window, we need to sign an absolute demon. A dirty, aggressive, doesn’t care bastard. We won’t be liked and I’m bored of trying to understand why. We need to just lean all the way in to being hated.

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@HeadieOne Leicester?

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@DonYayaaa https://t.co/x0LbyqTA1D

I know absolutely nothing and should never be trusted again

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona are preparing first official bid for Julián Álvarez, to be sent soon — and without any players included.

Julián informed Atléti of desire to leave after rejecting a new deal months ago.

❗️ After direct meeting with agent & intermediaries, Barça will send a bid.

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@DonYayaaa Absolutely not. Unless they have big outgoings they practically ruled themselves out of that big asking fee early.

Not sure what this means for Rashford though.

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@Dagim965 @mxjafc @Starfleets https://t.co/HE0TclnqOt

[Ebere @EbereEze10]

I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol

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@DonYayaaa It absolutely ruined me 😂

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Wow. Just wow.

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@DeludedGooner04 @MRIRBT This is, by far, the best overview of football fandom I’ve seen.

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@StephenFLarkin @johncrossmirror The irony is that VAR and ref decisions in recent seasons has cost Arsenal so much.

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@ZaaqofUtd @SamJDean I get your point, but you’ve literally just chosen three players that have hardly played this season.

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Why do Arsenal fans call in to TalkSport? Haven’t those callers clocked on that they’re paying to be the butt of the joke?

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@Lea_EFC I’ll be honest, Everton did us an absolute solid, you can say whatever you want about Arsenal.

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@vsrsus What did the defenders get?

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@paddypower

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@timstillman_ I need some of your infinite knowledge.

Have we ever made a title charge this needlessly complex before and won it? I’m trying to remember if the Wenger glory years also had periods where we would just look awful when it mattered most.

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@gunnerpunner Unless you’re expecting Keith in row 9 to ping one in from 30 yards, I think we should be focusing on the tragic performance. Fans paid £80 to sit in that seat. The players are paid millions to perform better than that.

Why is your focus on the former? Make it make sense.