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[freewill @99911199s]

Tune in to old men talking shit about carburetor disassembly

[freewill @99911199s]

US gov is 26 trillion in debt but my family has to pay the French government for a 6 minute ambulance ride

[freewill @99911199s]

@TarunVedula he fyb then turn in some homework he forgot to write his name on

[freewill @99911199s]

Does this vision involve more backshots?

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

With birth rates in steep decline, marriage falling out of fashion and the future of MAGA up in the air, Erika Kirk laid out a vision for the modern conservative woman. 🔗 https://t.co/P7xVYdcp8t

[Mitchell Wood @MitchellW00d]

Bro was really trapping fidget spinners. Simple supply and demand

[freewill @99911199s]

Happy 6/7 everyone

[freewill @99911199s]

If Justin Timberlake comes on and I’m on the dance floor, I’m at risk for tearing an ACL. White boy chills.

[freewill @99911199s]

My homies ask me why I don’t shave my ass. Because if a girl sees my ass, it’s already too late for them.

[freewill @99911199s]

@BarstoolUIowa Nodo has to be in the conversation. Mickeys has the best variety. George’s is a great spot to sit down at the bar and enjoy a classic burger.

[freewill @99911199s]

@JJGoat_69 I’m gonna kiss you on the mouth this weekend

[freewill @99911199s]

Waiting for the car commercial where the safety feature fails and the entire family flies through the windshield #subaru

[freewill @99911199s]

@alzxbwell @SpiritAirlines I had a flight from Chi to New Orleans that got cancelled. Bring the troops home.

[freewill @99911199s]

@SpiritAirlines 👋

[freewill @99911199s]

You can gauge someone’s goal orientation based on how long ago they smoked a vape that’s connected to a wall

[freewill @99911199s]

@MitchellW00d and the geek 🤗

[freewill @99911199s]

@alzxbwell Dude what side of the internet are you on

[freewill @99911199s]

@alzxbwell Perfect movie to watch 20 floors up in a Chicago Ritz Carlton

[freewill @99911199s]

Homerathon. The members of the classics fraternity takes 5 minute turns reading either Homer’s Iliad or Odyssey (alternates by year). They start in the morning at 8AM, and go all day reading until it is finished. These hippies have David Goggins commitment. #stayhard #hardmen

[freewill @99911199s]

@alzxbwell Got a texting and driving ticket a month ago and the judge wouldn’t let me defer it. Free me.

[freewill @99911199s]

@alzxbwell @MitchellW00d @TarunVedula @rithvanga Tweeting at 4AM playing pick me on the internet😭😭What they serving at your last supper?? Frozen pizza and chicken nuggets??