White Coat, Bad Manicure

Retail chain pharmacist. I was human once...

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@Thebestfigen Wait! They can do this without at least taking out an eye with pepper spray or using him as target practice or something?
Imagine that…

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@deelucks @BrandonRichards @latimes @nytimes Talk about flooding the zone… *literally*

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@AccPharmacist So are you on BlueSky yet?

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@drugmonkey Don’t worry. 3-Letter will probably buy it up and force its employees to absorb the influx with no increase in staffing hours.

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Sign the petition for safe working conditions at @cvspharmacy to protect patient safety! @CVSHealth https://t.co/M6r7Vurqa9 via @teamcoworker

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I’m so glad I wasn’t giving a shot just now because I forgot about the #EmergencyAlertSystem 😜
#pharmacy #twitteRx

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There’s no defense likere-confessing your crime again and again… #courtappearance #presser #TrumpIndictment

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@drugmonkey @Thom_Hartmann @AnaKasparian

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@WafflesPharm When are they going to release the audiobook? That’s what I want to know.

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@CalltoActivism Yard sales in America

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@legaldrugdilla I got frustrated one day and decided to try and gage our mothership’s expectations in terms of Rx’s per budgeted man-hour. From that angle, it looks like for every warm body behind the counter, be it PSA’s, techs’s or RPh’s, at least 10 rx’s/hr are supposed to be filled. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I’ll bet you my bottom dollar that the phones of mental health professionals all across the nation are ringing off the this morning.
#CNNTownHall #TownHallAudience

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@bmweninger @bean_joyanna At least you are still trying. I gave up years ago.😢

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Not only are we short staffed, but I just learned we’re short-staffed bc that F*CKING BASTARD, our #pharmacy tech’s POS husband (a supposed man of God) put her in the hospital!
Meanwhile, the comments on his fp page are littered w/ “thoughts & prayers” for her recovery.😡

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Describe a #pharmacology metaphor that didn’t exist back when you were in school.
Here’s mine:

My WiFi connects to my phone, but the internet is down. Furthermore the router blocks cell data from my phone, rendering it offline.

Ergo, WiFi w/o internet = Receptor Antagonist.

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@clairezagorski I feel like this one needs to be a musical montage like the one in the Wizard of Oz, where Dorothy and her friends get all gussied up in an Emerald City salon be fore meeting the Wizard.

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Welcome my friends to Come Visit Satan, where your starving pharmacy techs and clerks struggle to keep a roof over their heads while your prescription sit unfilled…

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THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS. THEY WON’T GIVE US THE HOURS!

That is “why,” dear #Pharmacy customer.
#PizzaIsNotWorking

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Here we go…

Can we at least get our tech hours back now?
#pharmacy #2ndBooster

https://t.co/Fdx9DcPIBi

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@Giancarlo_Pizza @karen_kelowna @OGdukeneurosurg This makes me wonder about the origins of certain fairytale characters. The poor souls during the middle ages living with conditions like this must’ve been demonized quite a bit.