99centwhore

@marybirdsong 's animated musical alter-ego. Also asst night mgr @ the Oxnard #99CentStore (Cartoon ⬆️ by @n69n )

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

I made this super fancy and very elegant evening gown outta 99¢Store beach balls.
Beachballs, people, Beachballs!!!! #DIY #99

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

YES yesyesyesyesyesyes #SaveThePostOffice

[Garance Franke-Ruta @thegarance]

Washington Postal Workers Defy USPS Orders And Reinstall Mail Sorting Machines via @forbes https://t.co/ZuwU9ZcrK0

[Carolyn McClanahan @CarolynMcC]

Your article brilliantly detailed everything I have been so furious and paralyzed about since this pandemic started. Thank you - it was cathartic.
I often invoke the Hindu God Shiva, "From all destruction may great things be reborn"
I am going to scream louder and help rebuild.

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@macantone Hahaha!!!

[gideonevans @gideonevans]

Resist outrage fatigue. Be outraged.

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

Here’s some of my videotape entertainment show for y’all.
https://t.co/7NGSSKYWxU #99cents #99centstore #MusicVideo

[Mario Cantone @macantone]

I sold chocolates then jewelry at the Trump tower in 1984. He was an asshole then. I love that they did this right in his face! Oh yes they did. #BlackLivesMattters And oh yes they do!

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@HelenCorday @cyndi_darnell Thnx!

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@RachelBActor @EvilJester01 Zzzzzing! Hahaha!

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@1066Anna @_dimmie_ Ha!
🎵My va-j-j is a teapot, short & stout... 🎵🎶
👉🏻here is my vulva... 🎵🎶
👉🏻here is my... 😉 spout🎵🎶
💋

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@1066Anna @_dimmie_ Hahaha! Well played, nicely done!

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@_dimmie_ My thinking exactly.

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@ChelseaCebara The vagina DESERVES hugs! (It’s about time, right?) 🤣👍🏽

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

I'm no anatomy expert, but here's an illustration of...(from left to rt: clitoris, penis)
👰🏻🤵🏻
And if I ever get married, I want them emblazoned onto a matching set of his & hers bath-towels. 😳😲🤯😱😵

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@GameOfCombs @pattonoswalt @TheOnion Hahaha! “Largest rock-climbing wall in Kansas!” 🤣🤣

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@maggierogers That SUCKS. The snarky part of me wishes he’d said it to me instead so I could’ve replied “Take your dick off.” But who’m I kidding? I wouldn’t have said that in the moment. I probably would’ve just burst into flames from within.

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

every woman in a 70s movie

[anna @womanislempicka]

👏STAGEDOOR👏IS👏A👏PRIVLEGE👏NOT👏A👏RIGHT👏

👏ACTORS👏ARE👏NOT👏OBLIGATED👏TO👏DO👏ANYTHING👏FOR👏YOU👏EVEN👏IF👏THEY👏DOOR👏

👏THEY'RE👏TALENTED👏GODS👏NOW👏RESPECT👏THEM👏AS👏SUCH👏

👏IT'S👏NOT👏A👏FREE👏MEET👏AND👏GREET👏

[99centwhore @99centwhore]

@BETELGEUSEBWAY 16 Hallelujahs to that!!!

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I think there are more candidates on stage who speak Spanish more fluently than our president speaks English.