99 Server Problems

Please wait to be seated.

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I was sad to discover that the rocket made it back to Earth and did not wipe out my restaurant. Happy Mother’s Day!

[99 Server Problems @99serverprobs]

Wearing shorts to work. Might get fired, might not give a fuck 👍🏼

[99 Server Problems @99serverprobs]

Is there any way to make it warmer in here? *rubs arms*

Well I could set the Fucking table on fire! #shitiwanttosay

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Is butter a carb? #MeanGirls @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter @waitresslife

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Hey, my bitches! I've been away for too damn long!

[99 Server Problems @99serverprobs]

Every now and then it would be nice if people would acknowledge that you're on the same damn planet as they are.

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All of my people are about to quit and probably fuck me out of a vacation, for which in turn I will burn this muther fucker down.

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How many in your party? A bunch (Laughs). No, muther fucker, flowers and Bradys come in a bunch! Now give me a goddamn number! #ihateyou

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If I could just win the lottery all my problems would be solve. #serverproblems

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Sitting in the parking contemplating suicide, like I do before every shift. #hatemyjob

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I hate this place! Cannot stress that enough.

[99 Server Problems @99serverprobs]

When the Sunday crowd prays for "daily bread" they really mean it! #cheap #bread #serverproblems #tip20percentplease

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Why am I not a rocket scientist?

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Attention owners! Not everybody is trying to steal from you! Get over yourself 👊.

[99 Server Problems @99serverprobs]

Looks like I found the employee handbook.

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I work in the ugliest fucking restaurant in the world. You would really think it's the theme of the joint.

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This snow bullshit has got to stop! ⛄️🔫

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TGI-Fuck You! I hate this fucking job!

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'Cause you know how it is, we gotta hustle those tips & make that money, money, money🎶💵

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Idk what's worse, being at work with multiple assholes or coming home to one asshole that makes up for a whole shift's worth. #fml