Server Chronicles

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Walk in cooler curtains will brutally beat your ass and not even feel bad about it.

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

TGI-Fuck You. It's really our Monday.

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

I'm so sick of fake smiling. 😬 @99serverprobs

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Hello, welcome to the land of double standards. I'll be your trusty meal slave today. Feel free to talk to me as shitty as mgmt does. #fuck

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

I cannot express in words how bad I hate my job! I could however, express it with dynamite and gasoline. @99serverprobs @waitresslife

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Legs are killing me! Might just cut them off today. #serverprobs

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

@bitchywaiter retweeted me a few weeks ago. I feel as honored as a dining room full of little leaguers getting trophies! #hellyeah

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Standing on feet & legs all day that are sore AF from cramping all night because you stood on em all day the day before. #serverprobs #ouch

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Can I get another ranch? Sure, you want that up your dick hole!? 😡 #serverprobs

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Prepared to stand around and do nothing this shift because everybody is grilling out. #serverprobs

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Another slow ass day trapped in culinary hell! 😾🔫

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Setting the tone for Sunday brunch. Can I get a fuck you?

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Stuffing menu covers has to be the most nerve wrecking thing ever! Why don't the sheets just fit? Stupid shit! @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

May your aprons be as bountiful as a new Mother's milk engorged breasts this Mother's Day weekend!

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Is butter a carb? #MeanGirls @99serverprobs @bitchywaiter @waitresslife

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

I'm so sick of looking at ugly people!

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Apparently the church crowd is unaware of the 7 deadly sins.... 2 of which are Gluttony & greed... #serverproblems

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Constant fucking fight in this place!

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

Terms of endearment such as sweetheart, honey, baby, etc.. Are really just code for fucker, asshole, bitch etc. in server lingo #serverlife

[Server Chronicles @ServerChronicle]

TGI Fuck You!