Sam Miles

Time is not refundable, death is the end. [cit.]

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@BpdBryan I prevail, scars

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

I believe giving up sugar means a slice or two of pizza for pudding is entirely reasonable.

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@davechannel Who's Sam? 🤔

[Frank @herrera_fk]

"You can have your own opinion, but you can't have your own facts".

@rickygervais

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@BenSPLATT What did you expect? You have the voice of an angel plus you're the most wonderful person on Earth! No one is gonna missing your tour ❤️❤️❤️

[E4 @E4Tweets]

It’s Sheldon’s world. We’re just living in it
💁#BigBangTheory

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@SirDistruggere Ogni scusa è buona per mangiare una torta u.u
E considerando quanto costano gli assorbenti, è un'idea geniale xD

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I got mugged by six dwarves last night.

Not happy.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

How to celebrate #NationalComplimentDay:
Tell people how nice they look today
Give your boss a hug
Tell your bus driver they have a nice smile
Wave at a dog
Rob a bank
Teach lizards to understand sign language commands
Just have a nice day

[Doctor Who on AMC+ @AMCDoctorWho]

"You don't just give up. You don't just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no." #DoctorWho #WednesdayWisdom

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

Organ donors save lives. Join me and sign up as an #organdonor and remember to tell your family about your decision #YesIdonate https://t.co/VUXQELlqnn

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@MrNishKumar That's why we love him 🤔

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@NealP55 @MrNishKumar He's a punk 😂

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

It might be #BlueMonday, but it’s also #NationalHuggingDay 🤗 #DoctorWho

[Philip Bump @pbump]

"If there's global warming why is it still cold in winter??" is the rhetorical equivalent of "if there was evolution why are there still monkeys??"

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Focus on science.

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

@davechannel @OffMenuOfficial @JamesAcaster @joshwiddicombe @HatTrickProd I love it already 😍

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

I can't wait **

[U&Dave @davechannel]

NEWS! *Overdramatic drumroll please*

Hypothetical with @JamesAcaster and @joshwiddicombe starts on the 6th of February!

NEWS ENDS

[Sam Miles @9EMiles3]

I got Nebula! 💙 https://t.co/IrUWqoE9a4