9JA SLAP

Welcome to the exciting world of 9jaslap, Africa's first slap competition.
The ultimate fusion of Afrobeat, Fireworks, and ofcourse Vawulence!

[9JA SLAP @9jaSlap20619]

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[Ihunanya Chi ❤️ @Ihunanya_chi]

Muslim mindset: “I’m fasting, don’t eat in front of me or I might be tempted.”
Christian: practices self-control and doesn’t make a public show of fasting.

Muslim man: sees a woman who isn’t fully covered and says, “Cover yourself or I’ll be tempted.”
Christian man: sees the same thing and says, “I need to guard my heart and discipline my eyes so I don’t sin.”

Christianity deals with the heart. We emphasise self-discipline and self-control. Islam, on the other hand, tries to control the environment instead, asking others to change because the individual hasn’t learned to master himself.

When the heart is truly transformed, temptation loses its power. Self-control means taking responsibility for your own desires, not placing the burden on others. A disciplined heart governs the flesh, not the other way around.

[Sam @ilynem]

You want American taxes to fund your healthcare while your taxes fund VP mansions and private jets 😂

[SportsDokita (Odogwu ☝️) @Sports_Doctor2]

Immediately after Donald Trump was declared winner, this is how his team celebrated, by getting on their knees and singing praises to God!!!!

Now this is what I’m all in for!!!!!!!!!

[9JA SLAP @9jaSlap20619]

@DavidJHarrisJr @ruffydfire

[J. C. Okechukwu @jcokechukwu]

This is the most insensitive and misleading garbage I’ve seen on X this year. I don’t have any personal relationship or issues with Rufai but going this low tells you everything you need to know about how ignorant Nigerian journalists are and continue to be about international politics, especially in relation to Africa.

If this brother is not being willfully ignorant or intentionally deceptive, then he should stop posting about American politics.

People always talk about Trump’s character and by that they mean the way he talks, the way he fights back against the myriad of globalist - inspired attacks on him and so on. Nothing more! You never hear them talk about his records.

I campaigned for Trump in 2016 against Hillary Clinton, another Kamala Harris mentor and supporter, who oversaw the destruction of the most prosperous African country before 2011, Lybia and has now left it a haven for terrorism and human trafficking. Some of the details of the role she played were contained in the over 33,000 emails she mysteriously deleted from her personal server. Globalist - owned ABC News noted,

“Clinton is doing her best to move beyond the controversy over her use of a private email server as secretary of state, saying only last night that she "made a mistake" and declining to address why those emails were deleted. She didn't answer Trump's questions. However, there is an answer.”

Hillary most definitely must have been Rufai’s candidate.

Now, that’s a deed not talk. We fought for Trump because our world desperately needed a relative outsider, who was neither Democrat nor Republican - the two political paradigms controlled by the same forces of evil. We trusted him to deliver on his promises and he did.

He said there’ll be no war, there was none in all the four years he was in power. He said Religious Liberty will be at the center of his admin’s core goals, he delivered. Trump signed an Executive Order Advancing International Religious Freedom which I published many times in the past, and in that EO, religious freedom for people all over the world who experienced religiously motivated killings and harassment was covered. In fact, he budgeted millions of dollars to promote this, mandating US embassy officials overseas to go through a re-education program on religious liberty. He also helped to raise an international force to to respond to religious freedom violation emergencies, all over the world, including Nigeria! This was when Christians were being massacred like crazy in Benue, Souther Kaduna and other locations. Under that EO, Trump promised that Boko Haram and terrorists that killed Christians in Nigeria were soon to be wiped off. See the EO link below:

https://t.co/lg6JDEoCmO

Thats why Trump looked Buhari in the face and asked, “why are you killing Christians in Nigeria? Buhari admitted this and it was all over the news in the Nigerian media. Here’s just one link:

https://t.co/iSHu3Y5mzF

This same Donald Trump, in 2017 probably less than one year in office already hosted Nigerian victims of the CHIBOK School kidnapping in the White House! Those girls got a scholarship from the Trumps. Same Trump they told you hates Africa and Nigeria in particular. Here’s the link below - please read it:

https://t.co/JmObZqspsC

Trump is the only American president in recent memory who really got personally involved and interested in the wellbeing of the oppressed people of Africa. He became the first one to fire a shot at France-controlled Cameroon when videos were pouring out from there of unimaginable human rights abuses. Trump took action immediately by removing Cameroon from a long standing Trade Pact with the USA that enabled Cameroon receive money from the U.S. as foreign aid and he promised to do more if after that, the violations continued. Read it below or simply search this:

https://t.co/98V334qOmM

[Dan Bello @BelloGaladanchi]

#whereispidom
#freepidom

[FUAD 👑 @Fuhadddd]

My ACL injury has gotten to the stage where I’ve totally lost a lot of muscle mass on my left thigh making it difficult walking. 1.5M raise out of 3M of the surgery fee. Please I’m begging everyone to come to my rescue. It’s been 7 months!!! Please help Donate 🙏🏿🥹

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Premier League fans be like

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

🇳🇬CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE PRESIDENT

Budget of the office of the Chief of Staff in the last 5yrs

2020: ₦24.35 million
2021: ₦76.55 million
2022: ₦526.47 million
2023: ₦517.95 million
2024: ₦21.22 billion

#Statisense
(Budget Office)

[🚘 O W U L A 🧔🏻‍♂️ @_owula]

This is not plastic. This is made from cassava by a Ghanaian startup called Eco-Solve. 👏

[9JA SLAP @9jaSlap20619]

@eriifemusic Ask and it shall be given...congrats champ💪

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

For those that voted based on religion and tribe and claimed they are educated. YOUR EDUCATION NA WASTE.

[Yolly Initiative @YollyInitiative]

Yolly Initiative is a Global mental health and poverty alleviation campaign founded to reduce poverty and mental health conditions in Nigeria and Africa at large via positive social impacts. Attached is our policy brief and project introduction.

#SDGs #sdg2 #sdg3 #UN

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

So it won't look like it was lack of information, there was nothing about BAT @DavidHundeyin did not write. No research he did not carry out. No expose he did not show to you.

But you said the man with empathy and willingness to build the country did not convince you 🤦‍♂️

[9JA SLAP @9jaSlap20619]

Today we honor and remember the sacrifices, dedication, and commitment of the service men and women of the Nigerian armed forces who answered the national call to serve and protect our nation over the years

#ArmedForcesRemembranceDay2024

[Akeula Omogbolahan @AkeulatrendyPR]

I finished my SSCE in july 2013, and my parents enrolled me in tailorshop a week after. I learnt tailoring and fashion designing for a year, then I wrote jamb in 2014 and would later get admitted to study computer science in the Lagos State Polytechnic, ikorodu. 😔

PLS READ👇

[9JA SLAP @9jaSlap20619]

@derapeterssss @silly_pebble My friend successfully treated his that had lasted years by a cream that dried it in a few days, kindly reach out so he helps.

[9JA SLAP @9jaSlap20619]

The countdown has begun! 4 days to go for this one-of-a-kind entertainment.

[Olajumoke Alawode~James @oluwaloninyo]

#ElectionsHaveConsequences