@9th_Life

not here for the followers.
photo is of sam elliot, not me.
not a bot.
Seb Gorka called me an incel in my DMs, then blocked me.
shitposting is my therapy.

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@CoachForGov all i hear is you being a bitch, coach. making a bitch out of all your voters too.,

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@CoachForGov says the pussy too scared to debate. doug jones would mop the floor with your dumb ass.

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@ByronDonalds yall found another charity to raid and are splitting up the dividends?

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@Kylesweetser no it really isnt.
ive been a dem since 1997, buddy, not 2 years ago for an election.

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@briantylercohen as a rule of thumb, i think jerking it in public is frowned upon. hope that helps.

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@aldotcom weird because where tubby lives in Santa Rosa Beach, FL, they just passed a moratorium on Data Centers. crazy that $25k is all it takes to sell out our kids' futures, AND make sure data centers are across the state line from his residence. win/win for that big eared coward.

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@reedgalen i distinctly recall rescinding the wholesome meat act of 1967 as being a hot-button issue on the campaign trail. we are never going to return to our economic glory of the 1930s without roadside meat sales.

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@RonFilipkowski if i got updates like these from my dad id have him committed. what the fuck are we doing?

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@MichaelLaRosaDC @AdamParkhomenko i care, dickhead.

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@baseballcrank pretty sure you are the bottom.

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@Shangruble22 @aldotcom well, at least you have a good man like deboer. outback bowl is a fine destination, and you can still say he isnt all for himself.

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@MaxBoot give him time, his name will be engraved on the worlds largest toilet once he finally passes.

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@FmrRepMattGaetz you shouldve run for governor matt! it would have given your dogshit cable access show a ratings bump. no chance in fuck you could win, but think of all the gas station boner pills you could sell!

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@TeaPainUSA dont forget to use code LAKEAMERICA at check out for $3.99/gallon gas!

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@John31763589377 @TheTNHoller enabled him in the sense i didnt openly speak out, or gave him the benefit of the doubt. wasnt fucking knocking on doors for him man. you want talk about it anytime, you can catch me in downtown birmingham. ill straighten you the fuck out real quick.

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@amandacarpenter no weirder than lying about going to his former neighbor's kid fucking island where, coincidentally, a mask of his face was hanging on the wall. words dont mean anything to these people so i dont know why we care what they say to us.

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@NoahCRothman oh cool, so they'll be talking about something universally hated, that has 0 impact on anyone's life. who gives a shit what the drooling potato calls a body of water. he isnt our fucking king.

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@JoyceWhiteVance how does this work?
do i use code LAKEAMERICA10 at checkout to get $3.25/gallon gas?

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@mattgaetz they should have labeled the funds with a pizza or gas pump icon (to throw em off) when they made the venmo transaction into the pac.