Allie Ayalon

Senior Client Project Manager at @hellobrightline. Main character of @DoorInTheSky. Bookworm, derby girl, geek, Badger. Gryffindor.

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

I’ve decided that as I age and need increasingly specific things to sleep, I’m just going to cut my losses now and invest in a bacta tank.

[Will aka SirChilliam @sirchilliamn]

Nobody in Chicago actually knows which weekend the Air and Water show is scheduled for. We all find out at the same time when we hear them practicing the week before. It’s like the groundhog seeing his shadow or the colored smoke with popes

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

This thread is gorgeous.

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

Cats are the definition of “oh, I have people for that”

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

@BookCellar Totally wasn't about to call and see if you happen to have Shadow and Bone in stock, nosireebob, not me no how no way

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

The #HalfTimeShow everyone wanted after 2020 - super creepy masks and Nazi-like marching. What the what??

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

#TargetFun

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

Soon may the vaccine come
To bring us restaurants, friends, and fun
And then when the quarantine’s done
We’ll take our leave and go
#wellerman

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

New favorite thing

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#BestEpisode_EVER

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Not to brag, but dinosaurs would have worn the masks.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

just tied our smallest dinosaur to a balloon and let him go

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

our current disciplinary actions (time out, taking away privileges) don’t seem to be working so far at stopping the dinosaurs from eating guests

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

hey babes we forgot to lock up last night so the dinosaurs kind of switcheroo’ed. just ignore all the signs and labels on the exhibits

[Disney+ @DisneyPlus]

.@FozzieBear is here with an important ̶j̶o̶k̶e̶ message: The gang is back in an all-new unscripted series #MuppetsNow, premiering July 31 on #DisneyPlus.

If you don't want FOMO, ❤️ this tweet and one of @TheMuppets will remind you of a new episode every week!

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

I think Trump is that guy from your high school improv group who never let anyone else be part of a scene.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to person woman man camera tv https://t.co/nplmR7rrV0

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

@MyLuvIsElectric Consider them paleo'd.

[Allie Ayalon @A11ieCat]

Just got my ticket and I am STOKED. (Is there a Dino version of that? Paleo’d? Dug up? Extinct?)

[Devin @DevinElleKurtz]

Iroh & his sons

[Ethan M. Aldridge @EthanMAldridge]

"I AM THAT IS"