𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓢𝓽𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲𝓷 🅹

𝚆𝚎𝚋 & 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚌 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗 👨‍💻

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𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎🚙 & 𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚜𝚝🛩🚁

#𝙂𝙂𝙈𝙐⚽️

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

god please let a nigga ball again

[brittany.kriegstein @BKriegstein]

BREAKING: A Manhattan judge granted the alleged Empire State Building climbers supervised release… and they shared a massive kiss before descending the subway stairs. Story coming @Gothamist

[toxic king @toxicking]

As a calm respectful man, I like crazy bitches

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

7 large what? Goats, kilometers...jaza io kitabu

[Daniel Kamiri @dankinungi]

@bonifacemwangi @fikirini_jacobs Someone explain to me clearly pliz, How can we mourn for a Goon leader who died while Gooning???

Should we say, "Ooh, he was such a nice goon, who loved his job and that's why he became a Goons leader, and Govt officials loved him so much???"

[SLYVIA _SSARU @smileycherry2]

Sasa nimeona mengi 🤝😂😂

[Nocarcontext @nocarcontext]

MERCEDES S400D LONG 🖤🖤

[21st Century @21stCenturyTime]

The 21st Century is 25.50% complete.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[Masish @JMasish]

@georgenjoroge_ @KeNHAKenya One of the greatest all time openers for a post 😅😅

"Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero."

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

leave that small town you call home before it kills your dreams.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Once a woman clocks that she's your only source of pussy, she starts moving mad. Couldn't be me.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

women are so gorgeous, i just wish they were good people

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

The biggest joke you can be right now in these modern women’s life is a husband or a boyfriend.

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

people are rooting for me in heavenly realms. i have no choice but to win.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

I Got me.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2026 is 50% complete.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women will never check on you, bro. If you receive an unexpected "Hi," they definitely want to borrow money from you. Normalize ignoring women's texts.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 33 day anniversary to all those celebrating