Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."
These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.
According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.
There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂
Whoever Spencer Pratt has putting together his commercials, every Republican running for office in the midterms needs to hire them today!
Here's another banger!👏
Hearing at the Patriots private event a kid got up and asked Scott Zolak
“when can we expect AJ Brown on the Patriots?”
Zolak told him to make sure he takes the day off of school on June 2. 👀
This Dodgers hat is a tribute to Bob Kevoian..
Bob inspired me and motivated me to do everything..
I will miss the shit out of him and he's a huge piece of my entire journey..
YOU DONE GOOD brother… thank you for it all.
#PMSLive
A New Jersey high school put on an ALIEN: THE PLAY production and even built a xenomorph suit that would lurk around the audience. The best part is Sigourney Weaver herself showed up to check out the production 🔥 so cool
1992. Parking lot of the Meadowlands. Skid Row headlining. Pantera opening.
Then Ace Frehley walked out for the encore and Dimebag stepped aside and handed him the lead because that is what you do when your idol shows up.
“Cold Gin” was never the same after that night.