A 3.8 Star Hotel

just your average, averagely rated hotel

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Habitual line stepper 🇿🇦 @drewapicasso_]

Anytime a woman finds me attractive

[claire @ultraCLAIR3]

i dont call gay people faggots. i call people who act like faggots faggots

[🇳🇺 @filasteezi]

theres like 30 rabbis they gathered in a room and discussed every plan ever to prevent me experiencing this

[alekkk @alexisandslvts]

My sex drive is way to fucking high for the amount of sex im not having

[Whisper ⚙️ Certified Toaster @WhisperMute]

Opening her chassis and taking a look at that fine hunk of wobbleheatsink and her plapacitors

[I Am Fallout @falloutplays]

... I just remembered when the DUAL DESTINY mission dropped & LFG was struck with mass confusion bc zoomers didn't know how to use clock callouts 😂

[kamau @poorteffy]

She parked it on my Peter till my jeans was grey

[Hermit @hermitfriend]

every chair is a cuck chair when you're not having sex

[kuroneko @wickedeye_]

male fantasies: what if a woman i thought was beautiful was in love with me.

[Paladin Posting @DevotionOath]

CALL ME POLY BECAUSE I WANT TO CRACK HER

[matt @ruffledsavior]

stop calling my thing a hog. it's a cute little piglet. with manners. you're being gross

[hunter @3gpmh]

mayor zohran mamdani i need a girlfriend

[Bonnie the bunny @BonnieBuns1993]

I DONT WANNA WORK IN NEW JERSEY

[🦀.Q. @Feelgasm_]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

Gettin neck at costco I call it kirkland

[A 3.8 Star Hotel @A3starHotel]

@DokiDoMikiVT take all the time you need, we’ll always be here when you return

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Tyrannosaurus rex lived closer to ‘6 7’ being a word than to Stegosaurus.