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[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

The taxes & levies that will hit Nigerians if Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves mistakenly rig 2027.

I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i love how on youtube if you don’t hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes you’re fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video

[Chuks @Ifeabunike]

You're making this job look like you're being forced to campaign for PO.

If you have a conflict of interest, the honorable thing to do is to decline the appointment. Your tweets shouldnt seem like you're bending over backwards to support the Presidential candidate of your party

[Dani. @Danizeh]

We are getting to the point where a man wanting to fuck his wife is considered a bad thing. Genuinely don’t think we’ve ever had this much of a brain rot in human history before.

[Spoons @_Spoooons]

Pubs
Les hymnes
Pub
20min de jeu
Pub
25min de jeu
15mins de pub
20min de jeu
Pub
25 mins de jeu
Pub

Trop de foot dans mes pubs

[Daily Mail Sport @MailSport]

FIFA's World Cup 'hydration breaks' are a money-grabbing disgrace: Gianni Infantino is selling football's soul to broadcasters - and fans are paying the price, writes RIATH AL-SAMARRAI https://t.co/9J6MmXngMh

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

If Nigeria was a functional country, some people would have been shot for treason.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Back to what I was saying yesterday

If God blesses you, your wife and kids are lifted

If God blesses your wife, then the burden is less on you.

If you raise 1,000 men, there is a chance that 1,000 new families are created.

If you raise 1,000 women, then there will be 1,000 more comfortable women.

This is the honest to God truth from God Himself.

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

I Dey watch this World Cup and I just Dey vex, u no fit tell me say all these teams I don watch so far better pass Nigeria, NFF nah just big disgrace.

[David Matthews @DavidMatthews6]

The hydration portion of that break was finished & the players were just standing around to wait for the commercials to finish so the ref can restart the game. The US are corrupting our f*cking sport.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

All 48 teams should organise and agree not to stop playing when the ref calls for a tv ad break. Screw FIFA.

This, of course, won’t happen. But it should.

[Princess Luna 🇨🇲 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @princessluna237]

Amazes me when everyone is claiming to be shocked at the insecurity levels in Nigeria. Dawg y'all allowed a felon, a literal drug dealer to sit in Aso rock. To be honest, what did any of u expect?

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Married women on twitter be like oh noooooooooooooo my husband, who is not allowed to have sex with anyone else, wants to have sex with me in our marital bed tonight oh noooooooooooooo I need to start some discourse about how awful this is

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I fit enter your house morning make I enter kitchen for afternoon.

Years back, I went to my friend's house in Glasgow for a few days. When I arrived the wife was at work. We were gisting and vibing and I asked him when madam was coming back, he said 7pm. I told him let's enter kitchen let me cook so she can rest when she comes back. We just continued our gist in the kitchen. Everybody was happy.

When I visit my close friend in Sheffield, after eating I wash the plates and clean up the kitchen. First time I did it, the wife was shocked and she told my friend what I did. That one burst laugh and said "you no know Wisdom na why. You see that kitchen, if him no clean am, him mind no go calm down." Everytime, I visited, she still got surprised that I did that until she got used to it. She was happy as it was big relief.

When I to my guy's house in Abuja, that one Monday do anything, so he doesn't allow me do anything. I want to clean, he says cleaner is here to do it. I want to cook, he has ordered food already. So when we go out, I paid for stuff. When I was leaving his house finally, I sent him money I would have spent in a hotel and he was very happy.

In UNIBEN, I went to my guy's house and that one no get food. "Food no dey? Make we enter market." Na me be guest but I went with him to market, supported the market runs and we cooked together.

It is getting too long , but I'll stop here. You people just like fighting for your right to be useless because the truth is that, you are actually useless.

[Moni Ukpeya @Ntob]

Nigeria is the only place where a politician can fail spectacularly and still have supporters explaining why the failure is actually a success.

Such idiocy must end in 2027.

#TinubuMustGo

[™️#OneAfrica 🇸🇳🇨🇻🇨🇮🇨🇩🇬🇭🇧🇷 @ousman_10]

A black Japanese player still kills me I know a Nigerian is responsible

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

HE DID IT AGAIN 😭

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Nigeria has one of the strongest hustle cultures in the world.

That's not something to be proud of.

A country shouldn't require extraordinary effort just to achieve ordinary things.

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

my wife is Ecuadorian but Amad Diallo is a Man United player. Celebrated and now I'm sleeping on the couch. this is United heritage.