Aseem Ali

[Houston Stressans @TexansCommenter]

Lmaooo THATS MY QUARTERBACK

Via @BleacherReport

[Aseem Ali @A5E3M]

@N13Ali get ready

[ਮਨਵਿੰਦਰ @LeJattJames]

bruh

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

An innocent man was murdered in cold blood while riding his bicycle. The killers joked about it on social media

Yet, where is the media outrage?

Now you begin to understand the lie.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Pale Blue Dot is a photo of Earth that was taken by the Voyager 1 space probe in 1990 from a distance of about 6 billion kilometers (3.7 billion miles) as it was leaving our solar system. This is what Carl Sagan said about the photo:

"Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor, and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every 'superstar,' every 'supreme leader,' every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there — on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

No jokes on this one, so scroll on past if that is what you were looking for. Here is an honest take on the whole non-binary/trans thing. I truly believe that most people have this exact same take (left or right).

- No one cares who or what you want to be, IF you are an adult. Children must wait until they are 18 to make any gender decisions. Just like getting a tattoo.

- We need a different word for non-binary. I was watching Disney plus with my kid and a girl was calling a whale a they. That literally has always meant there is more than one whale. It’s plural. I’m fine with not choosing but make it not confusing.

- Go to the bathroom your biological body was made for. Example: Urinals are made for penises.

- Play the sport your biological body was made for. It’s science that men are on average, born bigger and stronger. You can be a female in social life if you like.

- Drag reading and trans info can be available if parents would like to have their kids go there. But it can’t be forced on anyone.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Houston is one of the most underrated food cities in the world.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Make your mental health a priority.

[MIKA @mikaylaa_cm]

We want Houston 📢

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

Go Astros

[The Crawfish Boxes @CrawfishBoxes]

The Houston Astros

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pedro has one simple question for the Yankees fans

[Tyler @OSUfreak82]

ou and Texas calling the SEC after losing to KState and Tech

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

JUSTIN DONT GET THE INJECTION JUSTINNN ITS THE SAME DOCTOR WHO STABBED TYROD IN THE LUNGS JUSTIIIIINNNNN JUST SIT OUT ITS WEEK 3 JUSTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

[Pickswise @Pickswise]

Me to all of my friends and family when the NFL returns tomorrow

[⑦ ①① @Iknowballlilbro]

Nah this still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😭😭😭

[chavíto @Chavito316]

These mass shootings happen so much that Ted Cruz really got a template ready to tweet whenever they occur. Shits wild

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

He was counting dollars while they were counting bodies.

[Liz Cho @LizCho7]

Texas Governor Greg Abbott confirms that 14 children and 1 teacher were killed in the mass shooting at Robb Elementary school in Uvalde today. Gov Abbott also says the gunman is dead.