a13michael

[addy nuff x @GLNatashaxo]

Giving migrants pamphlets on “please don’t rape the children” instead of just deporting them tells you all you need to know.

[a13michael @A7mansfield]

@Donna_Rachel_ Fly to France, lash his passport in sea & hitch a dinghy over here.

[Rash @rasheed233637]

Van dijk: don’t give them time on the ball

Araujo: okay sir 👍

Van dijk 🫡

[a13michael @A7mansfield]

Araujo & Jacquet have alleviated at least half the concerns I had for starting the season.

Still another 37 issues like.

[Osku Partonen @Coach_Osku]

I don’t want players who only show up when we have the ball.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Thiago Alcantara's touch without even looking 😳

[Secret grassroots coach @Secretgrassroo2]

Kid left us last year to sign for a L2 development centre team

They played in the league below

His mum has asked the coaches if her lad can come in and talk to the kids as if he’s some sort of inspiration to the rest of them

The kid is 11

[Oracle @biggle1908]

The problem is we stopped disciplining children and started diagnosing them.

Now we have a society of adults who think everything is someone else’s fault.

[a13michael @A7mansfield]

@amelia_tweetz More than fair. It’s their money.

[a13michael @A7mansfield]

@CEEKO_7 If they want it as a tool to improve then surely £20 is a bargain.

[Stirling Cooper @StirlingWisdom]

What most women don't realize is that if men held women to the same standards of disrespect we hold other men to most of them would have been punched in the face by now.

[' @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[a13michael @A7mansfield]

@mr_web @Emmachuuks @DeanTTraining @KingiJosh Same machine in my gym says unloaded is 5.5kg each arm

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra: 4-2-3-1 en rombo, Kane de falso 9, Bellingham llegando desde segunda línea, Pontas invertidos, Presión alta, Rotaciones en el mediocampo

🇦🇷 Argentina: El que no se la pase a Messi es gay

[Andy @PositivFuturist]

The correct way to respond to a hosepipe ban is to fill your paddling pool, run your sprinkler and a bath.

They can fuck off.

It's important we run out to highlight the fact that infrastructure is overstretched and needs to be built out.

[a13michael @A7mansfield]

Anyone who mentions Saka’s name alongside Olise, Yamal or Kvara should be hung by their feet from a bridge & left there.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Charlie Kirk left a tweet for everything

[Blues Badger @badgers_back]

I have put restrictions on my kids phones so they can’t use them before 7am or after 8pm except to make calls/send texts.

They can’t download apps without me approving and they’re not allowed:

WhatsApp
Instagram
TikTok
Snapchat
X

It’s called parenting, some should try it.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Bukayo Saka in UCL final:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes
0 successful take-ons
0 accurate crosses

Cardio.

[Space | ™ @ITKSpace]

In all my years covering this sport as a journalist, I have rarely seen a player as absurd as Bukayo Saka.

Fully deserved that the referee finally blew the whistle after he spent an eternity preparing a corner kick, though I suppose that now gives him ample time to return to his trademark routine of limping around the pitch as if he has just survived a medieval battlefield.