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You’re wise, you’re ancient, you’re tired - become a member of the The Ancient Association Of Retiring Prognosticating Cyberwitches today. #aarpc

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Keep up the good work. #meta

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#opossum #possum #fairytale

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#solstice

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Happy Beltaine! Get Weird and send your wishes of new life with one if these cards #beltaine #cards #may #spring #paintthetownred

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#covid19 #sales #coldemail #spam #bingo #quarantunity

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THE TIME IS NIGH! The moment to let your freak flag fly is upon us. If most of the world being quarantined and a very present knowledge of life’s shortness and preciousness isn’t enough excuse to live your best life... #stayhome #keepitweird #goals #permission #prophecy 🗝🔮🕳🦉

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Just because you know how something works, doesn’t make it not magic. Build your craft and you can make a difference in your life and the world around you. #disease #spellstowardoffidisease #diseaserituals #sick #wellnessspells

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Happy Imbolic! It’s mid mid-winter! Sort-of! #imbolic #groundhogs #ewes #party https://t.co/vYAdME5pUt

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Sure, #2019 felt like one endless dark night, but tonight is the longest one. Get your wassail, grab a torch, find a log and get weird! See you on the other side, Sun! 🌲 🌛🌑🌜🌲 #yule #solstice #winter #hogmanay

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[alsarath @alsarath]

guillotine:
-gory
-hard to clean
-gets out of hand

wicker man:
-family friendly
-songs
-grows the seed and blows the mead and springs the wood anew

[AARPC @AARPC_Official]

Would you license your face onto a legion of humanoid elder caregivers? How many crimes do you want to get away with? #robots #licensing #popquiz #face #hottake #automation #facialrecognition… https://t.co/pnUrd0aG4s

[Ryan Modjeski @rmodjeski]

“Any sufficiently disorganized system is indistinguishable from being cursed”

—@AARPC_Official, the Oracle you didn’t know you needed.

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Forgot to get your #lughnasa or #lammas card? We have you covered 🌛🥐☀️🥐🌜 https://t.co/7dHkDpkLOD

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Why choose one holiday when you can celebrate two? Happy Lammas! The festival of bread and the harvest of grains! Celebrate with your favorite varietal and toppings! #summer #lammas #lughnasadh #party #festival 🥖 🍞 🥯☀️

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The moon is gone again. #gossip #popcorn What did it do to you this month? #tweetup 🌛🌑🌜

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Check. Mate. #faceapp #aging #old #occult #painting #bae #art #faceswap #data #privacy #witches

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#climatechange #signs #omens #portents #politics #climate #doom

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#solstice

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Happy Solstice Everyone! Whether you're in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere, the day is going to feel weird. Today has a lot going for it. We’ve got the perfect soltice card for you. #solstice #summer #winter #thelongandshortofit #happysolstice https://t.co/9hP0CG553r