The Altar

The food may be a day old, but it's still worth eating.

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@mairalg At least it's not as bad as the thundersnow in NYC or the oppressive heat in Austin!

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Apparently, my old home was a location for a TV shoot. It was "Love & Death." I was hoping for "The Leftovers."

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Twelve. A dozen. Someone bring me bagels. Or doughnuts. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@JohnBridges @statesman Don't worry! I'll hold down the fort.

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@instalyssa @elvialimon Leftovers in a newsroom? 😂😂🤣

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@PhilJankowski @statesman Full altar, happy heart.

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@psencikk I can verify this.

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@instalyssa @marimolina385 Attagirl(s)!

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@JakeHarris4 Apologies to @rweatherly13 for the spelling of "barbecue." #copyandpaste

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@JakeHarris4 "One day I was kicked out of a movie theater for bringing my own food, so I said: C'mon the prices for the food here are outragous ... and besides I haven't had a barbeque in a long time."
-- Steven Wright

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@kl_hinojosa @jbhthesequel Mercedes: The Gateway to Weslaco. FWIW, I've heard good things about Fat Daddy's BBQ.

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@rachelcohrs https://t.co/r0UswDZMVb

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@gabrielle_munoz @webbeditor Add a silly song and you can call it JibGab.

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@MichaelAdamsAAS @statesman https://t.co/12WJ07nzRs

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@RachelDRice Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
https://t.co/JCkA8Mdmre

[Austin American-Statesman @statesman]

Meet the Rio Grande Valley farmer who harvests crops on both sides of the border wall. https://t.co/1MaahHVGOB

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@fmashhood please bring me an offering of fesenjoon!

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Chocolate cupcakes and celery yogurt on me today. Two polar opposites 🤔

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510... it goes on forever! Ah ah ah! ⚡ ⚡ ⚡ Happy #PiDay!

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My bitter rival, the "Metro Altar," has donuts on it. What have I done to betray you? This side of the newsroom wants donuts too! 🍩🍩🍩