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Keeping it taut. Sese Ipsum (He/Himself)

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@AVFCOfficial We’re flattered, bab

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ABC legend

[Luke Pollard MP @LukePollard]

Thank you Milf. Your service has been incredible.

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Thursdays are back #FootballWithoutCansIsNothing

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@MartinSLewis Post football pub snack 🏆

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Amazing tribute to the lads. Nice one, London. ✊🔵⚫️

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The Donald gets #TheSteve

Works

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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CoVId sECure teAM SpoRTs

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The anti-lockdown protest yesterday. There *are* no coincidences. #Keepers

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Six nil.

No headers. No bibs. Squirt of hand gel.

Up the fucking ABC.

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@KevKoeser Hats.

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#ThursdaysMustGoOn

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@deanobrown2020 Get back in your fucking furlough immediately

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CLUB STATEMENT:

The first team squad have voted unanimously to take a 70% pay cut for the next three months to cover the furloughed wages of The Ringers, Tone, Andre and Gladdice.

Now if everyone could just fucking Sese Ipsum we can get through this absolute #Lull together. ✊🏿

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Some #MondayMotivation from @BushwhackerLuke

#Fuck5asideDotOrb
#SeseIpsum
#Rugby

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Genuine question though, @5aside_org: Is it a playoff or just another round of league matches? The format doesn’t make sense. If we’d have played and drawn last night, the team in the third / fourth playoff could have won the league?

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CLUB STATEMENT:

ABCDEFC will not take part in tonight’s Play Off game. We won the league last week, confirming without question that we have bounced back. The real quiz. The massive colander.

This extra fixture represents another cynical ploy by the Powers That Be to... (1/)

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Etc. Etc. You get the idea

Also, we only had five

#UTABC