Breaking News: Sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln are complaining to their families that airplane props are cutting through bulkheads creating a safety concern and making it impossible to sleep.
I served on a very old carrier and at times we would have restricted shower time. This meant no fresh water to shower. Sometimes theyโd shut the water off mid shower. We hooked up a fire hose and took saltwater showers. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Sniveling little sh!ts.
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming in that Sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln are facing a shortage of showers aboard the ship. Sources say some berthings for 250 Sailors have to share bathrooms with only 9 working showers. Democrat lawmakers are pushing for answers.
Iโm alarmed to report that our military is running woefully low on:
Chemlight Batteries
Gig Lines
Prop Wash
Flightline
Air Samples
Grid Squares
Logistics Lines
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