Principal

“Look here, I just enforce the rules here in Area 51, you understand that pal?
#TbbTwt parody Owned by @TheTrueMortis
//NSFW DNI AT ALL//

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

“Is not an easy task, but who else was gonna take it on?”
#Parodytwt
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[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@TheForestCall They are, but cesus airship crashed down next to Area 51 and now they are staying there for however long

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

I don’t know how i feel about cesus being in Area 51. I just think is weird they want to go to the place their enemy is

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@L1GHTIND4RKTBB And they naturally just have tobacco in them?

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

You know, I actually kinda enjoy being a chef as well in the Cafeteria, despite it meaning I gotta feed 30 employees here.
Is not a bad job

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@TEAPOTOFUTOPIA what

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

Dude if X was to ever see my confidential shit I'd actually turn her into paste

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

Hey uhh boss? I know we just had to hide from a beast just earlier butttt
I think there might be something worse coming near us.. it looks like they shoot.. rockets? I’m not sure but I’ll wouldn’t take any chances

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

“EVERYONE IN AREA 51, LEAVE THROUGH THE EMERGENCY EXIT AND HEAD TO BLACK BABATALA TOWN IMMEDIATELY!”

“ONE OF THE EXPERIMENTS BROKE OUT AND IS ON A RAMPAGE, DONT TRY FIGHTING IT, YOU WILL JUST END UP AS FOOD”

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@PROJECTXXTREME X-treme, that core is the thing holding us between life, and the destruction of this lab.

[𝑬𝑿𝑬𝑪. ⚠️☢️ @HEADSCIENTIST_x]

CODE RED.

A EXPERIMENT. RATHER A LETHAL ONE HAS ESCAPED FROM OUR LAB

PLEASE REMAIN CALM. IF YOU ARE A WORKER WHO ARE NOT SOLDIERS,GUARDS. PLEASE MIRGATE TO TOWN: BLACK BABATALA FOR SAFETY.

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@SaxophoneManTBB We wouldn’t mind you coming as long as you don’t hate X with your guts of course
Plus I think a certain someone would be excited to see you

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@dazzledbysparks Really makes you wonder how they even.. you know , got turned into an angels?
Cesus will just hire anyone if they look good enough
Windforce is just some regular dude with a sword but guess what, he’s a angel
He’ll Pwnsalot just some guy in knight armor like. Huh?

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

Why does cesus hate us again? I kinda understand X but Why the workers? Most of us haven’t done much beside be related with X..

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@dazzledbysparks Traitless get a pass cus at least Terminator is kinda cool.
Red is ehh I can’t remember much of them since they don’t do much? Haven’t heard from captain red since ever
Angels just have a very high ego but in reality they all hide behind cesus because they can’t fight their own.

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

//seeing lil x in a block tale gc is lowkey frying me😭

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@dazzledbysparks Yet they still act like their better just because they can “respawn” don’t even get me started on that fraud of a queen called “monsalt”

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@PatrolTBB Yeah i wouldn’t mind, if it means I don’t gotta watch the camera half of the time, just drop them by my room.

[✨~sparkle~🌙 @dazzledbysparks]

//I zoned out while making it . Ponytail. Cool!

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@dazzledbysparks Fair enough, I don’t even remember any of the angels I like up there.. maybe skittles and vocalist are cool I guess

[Principal @ABOVEOURLAWS]

@HEADSCIENTIST_x I’ll put that on my grocery list for tomorrow.