🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖

"A God with No Time."

//CESUS PARODY ACCOUNT RUN BY @zirossas
NSFW DNI//

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

"𝐘𝐞𝐩, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧."

//CESUS THE BATTLE BRICKS PARODY
INFO IN THREAD//

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@CHEMIC4L_BURNS I don't think you should be hanging out around people like that

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@SimmerednBoiled @p4intthetownred Get the other Teapots to hold them off then!

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

WHY IS THE POWER STILL NOT OM

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@SimmerednBoiled @p4intthetownred My back is starting to hurt here. Could you all hurry up in getting the power back on

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@p4intthetownred Because he's good at killing people

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@p4intthetownred Norman struck the breaker with his lightning so now I'm carrying the entire ship

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

This ship is so FUCKING HEAVY holy shit

[Zombie HQ @UndeadCationHQ]

[IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL ZOMBIES, THIS MESSAGE COMES FROM YOUR TRULY, MORTIS]

(⚙️)WITH-HOW POPULATED OUR LEGION AND WORKER HAVE BEEN GROWING, WE-WILL BE CONDUCTING OUR FIRST EVER-ATTENDANCE LIST

ANY ZOMBIES-WHO EITHER WORKS FOR MORTIS, OR LICHEN PLEASE REPLY SO WE ARE-

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

Norman accidentally lightning striked the breaker and now we don't have power. I'm literally holding up the entire airship right now because it can't fucking fly.

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Oh ok good

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

Is Father ACTUALLY a boy?

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@FATHER_IS_HOME Any Father.

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@CHEMIC4L_BURNS @XROYALSCIENTIST You did good work out there 🫖👍

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

I'm gonna need a refill soon

[Sadvory @titandummy7633]

@TEAPOTOFUTOPIA

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

EVEN HER EMPLOYEES KNOW

[EXPUNGER @FileDeletion]

@TEAPOTOFUTOPIA I disagree!! Because I work for one!!

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

#cantsayimsuprised

[Cesus @Boydead_J]

@TheDeathVessel //

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

Conversation between two awesome people in this tweet🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Mortis @TheTrueMortis]

I’VE WONDERED, ARE THE ANGEL AWARE OR EVEN HEARD-OF THE DEVILS AND THE RULER OR HELL WHO-RULES THEM?
OR ARE THEY-ALL FORGOTTEN THEIR KIND.

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

Dude I'm killing everyone on Earth I swear to Chronos

[HELLFIGHTER. @BAPTISMBYFLAME]

MAN I WISH 2 GAY MEN APPEARED IN MY BED RIGHT NOW

[🫖 𝑪𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔🫖 @TEAPOTOFUTOPIA]

@zirossas What the fuck is this guy talking about