Abbey

Time flies when you're having fun, a hotdog flies when you squeeze the bun

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Just saw a kid trying to break someone's lock to steal a bike. I said "hey don't do that, not cool" he said sorry and walked away #hero 🚲

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@sterlz_r @jimmyjohns Don’t even want to tag them because it feels like a betrayal LOL

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Idk what happened but I have suddenly turned into a @jimmyjohns FIEND 🥪 🥒

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@sterlz_r @jimmyjohns I had always been a subway girl so this is kind of a strange feeling for me lol

[maha @mahaaaay]

if this flag offends you, i’ll help you pack

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease can we please get Jonny Fantas take on this week included in Wednesdays pod?

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

@BarstoolBigCat Vikings fans (me) watching the refs miss the most facemask that ever facemask’d

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

My favorite thing about Texas is how much Texans love Texas

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Panera always sounds like the most mid food ever until I get sick, and then all the sudden it’s god tier #givemethesoup 🍲 🥖

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Would love to understand how Dallas has much nicer LA fitness facilities than LA 🤔🤔🤔 oh wait - it’s the lack of homeless people living in the locker rooms lol 😅😬😅

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@sterlz_r Omg it’s been years since I’ve seen/remembered Welch’s… I know what my snack for Wednesdays flight will be lol

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Anyone who eats healthy food on airplanes is immediately sus 👀 #snacksondeck #pictureofhealth

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@southgator24 Who

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Feels like there should be an option to turn on for the Apple Watch to tell it that I’m sick and don’t need to be constantly reminded that I could or should be exercising lol

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

Would love to understand the thought process of waking up and thinking ‘yes, I should get that neck tattoo I’ve been considering’ 🤔🤔🤔

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@dominos help plz 😭 trying to redeem my email link for #pizzapoints from last weeks delivery oopsie… my phone and computer can’t get past the loading page, and I’m still in my 7 day window! Rewards seem to be down for me too! 🍕 🍕 🍕 #tryingtohavepizzawithSNF

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

20 years later and Scotty Doesn’t Know still bumps 🎵 🤪🕶️

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@sterlz_r It was very apparent watching the vikes that dalvin not being there means we have nooooo run game 🥺

[Abbey @ABSTERINO]

@sterlz_r Every team except the 49ers looks like they’re half asleep today!