Adamakingithappen

Professional Actor, Comedian, ADHD Careers coach. I don't know how to say this, but, I'm kind of a big deal. Spotlight pin - 0299-4504-8274

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

@elonmusk Thanks for the tweet! My speech “Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana” is now going viral! https://t.co/zWXTcWfihG

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

Bl***y Kenyon, coming over here, taking our sexist attitudes. Come on @reformparty_uk send him back where he came from! Allegedly 🤣 #reformuk #kenyon #allegedly
https://t.co/gQfyDgiPR0

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

Just saw the hashtag #Drugreform and thought "Will that make them better or worse!?" #Drugreform #Reformsurge #Ezergood #itwasacceptableinthe80s

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Farage fans getting excited coz they think @reformparty_uk have made a Christmas panto. Obviously the Reform panto production is simply titled "Reform" (while falling apart)
#ReformShitshow #reformuk #Christmaspanto #pantoseason #generalelection #Reformsurge

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

My Nordic friend has just been arrested for making German sausages out of waterfowl. Looks like Fins have taken a Tern for the Wurst.
​#Puns
​#DadJokes
​#Wordplay
​#NordicHumor
​#WurstPuns
​#BirdWatchers
​#FunnyTweets
​#Punny
#Adamakingithappen

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

People would rather argue with Vegans than simply accept that "their choice" financially supports animal abuse. #vegantruths #veganfacts #animalagriculture #ownitorshutup #meatisforpussies

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Couldn't believe @BBCRadio2 advertised a show just for @reformparty_uk voters. Turns out I just lost signal for a moment and they were actually talking about the Country show. #Reform #bbcradio2 #farage #grifter #whatacountry #countrymusic

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

I'm at the age where I get to play a game called "Testicle or knee?". Also, ripped skinny jeans at 53? I'll just go give myself a slap 🤣 #moreindenialthantilapia #holdingbacktheyears #itsinmyjeans

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

Throughout your entire life, in whatever situation you find yourself in, you will only ever have 3 options. Those are;
1: Accept it.
2: Change it.
3: Leave it.
#loveMondays #achangewilldoyougood #careercoaching #absolutioncoaching

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

@JonathanFoyle You're looking at it wrong. When viewed correctly (upside down), your window cleaner has created an abstract piece showing lost souls trapped in a burning field. This reflects on the state of the world today and, in essence, shows he is an artistic genius. Show some respect.

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

So @BTBroadbandOUT @bt_uk broadband and engineer service is just wonderful. Been getting 10mbps MAX for months and TWICE engineers have not entered my property to fix the fault. And that £100 money back guarantee DOESN'T apply if it is a fault! Seriously, go with someone else

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

@StewGelo2Hardd @Keionisbored @StewGelo2Hardd dude, you play video games for a living and are named after the crap they suck out of pig bones. Stop throwing shade and make your Mum another cup of tea.

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@LORDALXNDR @Keionisbored Wow. You may look masculine @LORDALXNDR but at least @Keionisbored doesn't come across as a massive tw#t. #rudenessisaweakmansimitationofstrength

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@davidattenburro slamming animal agriculture while STILL eating animal products is almost as annoying as Christians promoting love and compassion while paying others to enslave and murder God's innocent animals. Actions speak louder than words #saywhatsoundsgood #doasIsaynotasIdo

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@davidattenburro As Confucius stated, “Don't complain about the snow on your neighbour's roof when your own doorstep is unclean”. If you mean what you say, why aren't YOU Vegan? #leadbyexample

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

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@rose_matt you recently featured diary entries people had no idea about and this "tight pants/body rolls 10 year anniversary" was one. I can only imagine this person discovered the below video 10 years ago and felt the need to celebrate. 🤷🏼‍♂️ ifeeltheneedtoinsertlitsoftexthere

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

Invest in this British made Indie film and you can get yourself a profit share, a digital copy of the movie, a poster, a ticket to the Premiere, there's something for any level of investment! https://t.co/I08K3W7XDy

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I've always wanted to shop like a billionaire. Thank goodness I can now buy my sparkly dresses and accessories from TEMU just like these guys do!

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

@callybeaton Sorry, to hear this. Would being taken for a drink by a "sh*t on" expert help? 🤣

[Adamakingithappen @ABStrawn_actor]

@andycoleynlp I just wanna talk! 🤣