Andrew Bartlam

Startup Specialist. My thoughts are my own.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@BritishGas you just jacked up my homecare cover from £197 to £496 with zero claims made. This cynical B/S attempt to extort your loyal customers at renewal has backfired. D&G and Homeserve less than 50% of that price. Goodbye rip-off merchants.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@SeppBlatter Wait…this guy is taking about corruption? Does he actually know his own reputation? 🤣

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@thameswater Thanks. Please let your CEO know also. He’s just picked up a huge bonus cheque, as you probably know, so should be in a great mood to do the right thing.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@thameswater could you PLEASE get your facilities team to urgently fix the dangerous potholes in Ham Lane, leading up to your Old Windsor plant. It’s EXCLUSIVELY your heavy tonnage Lorries that are destroying the road. Two residents this week have blown out their wheels!!!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@thameswater I don’t but ask one of your drivers to tell and they’ll show you how bad it is…but doesn’t harm their wheels as they are huge…but kills the cars though. Please be good neighbours and fix the damage you cause, TW. Fast please. Someone is going to get hurt or have an accident!!!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@thameswater Found it: ///meant.gifts.book and ///jukebox.behave.brick and ///crust.expose.target but there are several more. Some are over 10 inches deep!!!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@thameswater I don’t know what the WTW thing is but it’s Ham Lane in Old Windsor, Berkshire. The road has been torn to pieces by your trucks.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@webuyanycar your lazy rep failed to turn up. I had to wait 2.5 hours. You only sent someone because I complained on X.

Then you gave me £194 on a valuation you sent me of 550.

Don’t use these rip off merchants.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@webuyanycar And yet still no one has the courtesy to call me and apologise and tell me what is going on…

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@webuyanycar I’m here at Staines Regus for my appointment and no one is here. Office is empty! Help!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@webuyanycar I’m still waiting. Crappy service so far! Not even a phone call to apologise!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@bt_uk you promised me a refund for screwing up my contract. Weeks later still nothing. Terrible service.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@VodafoneUK you keep writing to me saying my Vodafone Broadband is ending. Someone is trying to take over my line! I’ve called you 7 tines and raised a complaint but no one gets back to me despite promises!!! Your customer service is atrocious!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@ToyotaFinancial no one picks up the frickin’ phone. I want to pay you but I’ve been on hold today four times, 27 mins, 53 mins. 38 mins. 67 mins. Help!!!

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@ManoMano_Tech I received my order but it’s terrible quality. I’d like to return it. How do I do that? The order number doesn’t show in your app.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@benonwine War criminal.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@Jones787Sj Keir Starmer. Pensioner harmer.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@VodafoneUK Ok, lets see if you actually reply to my DM. My experience is different in the past. I'll post an update here later.

[Andrew Bartlam @ABartlam007]

@VodafoneUK I moved house. I signed up for VF Broadband. You won't process the order as there is "an active line in place". The previous owner (also a VF Broadband customer) had served notice and approved the switch AND CALLED YOU but you still won't process my order? WHY??!!