Haley Spence

I relate more to Wiley Coyote than a person probably should.

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A bad case of creative blue balls, by @ABasicAbsurdity https://t.co/yjbRhtb5zj

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@beowulfism @ashleyfanfic @catalystcomett Mike also has a yt channel, but I recommend checking out the channel "growing up in scientology" he was on the show and is friends with Mike and he uploads/streams every day and talks about a lot

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@tweetyenergy @catalystcomett @GrowingupinSCN Oh that's an even better reason to check out the growing up in scientologys channel, he's got a lot of stories and a lot of people he talks to have first hand accounts to Tom cruise and the general depravity that goes on in that world. With the bonus of helping people get out! :)

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@tweetyenergy @catalystcomett Check out Leah Remini and the Aftermath or @GrowingupinSCN for those citations. Though I have no rebuttal with the Catholic voting bit. Idk what's going on there but if it's about the church being assholes you're probably right lol

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@FayeBlackWrites Marketing
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Sewing Machine Repair

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@jessiegender Some Like it Hot, "secret" feminist masterpiece.

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The Creative Bucket: Another week in the life https://t.co/BCBPmoGxOe

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@DadChallengePod @SavyLeiser I recently watched a video essay on this subject that covered the topic very thoroughly and thoughtfully https://t.co/ci0OMFB9jh
Definitely worth the watch

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The Creative Bucket: A <rather chaotic> week in the life https://t.co/8Asdqdulei

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"Completely unethical" f'ing killed me.

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I have never encountered a word that expressed my personality as much as the word "chugey" does.

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@SavyLeiser @DadChallengePod This is a much better response than my "this is a stupid question" reply lol

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@DadChallengePod @rfeldman97 @Alanheyalan I have 3 kids. I get wanting the easiest path for them, but it's also kinda a stupid question. 1, we shouldn't have expectations or hopes regarding their personalities like this. "What will I do if my kid is queer?" is not the most constructive conversation we could have.

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These days are magical. It's both aggressively cute and let's me use both of my hands.

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Some days my twins can't stand each other and need to be attached to me. These are stressful days because they won't be next to the other. Then there's days like today, where I'm poison and they can't get closer to each other.

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Whe I make a baked good my family always responds with "it's too x"
Today my dad tried my new frosting and said, "it's so x, y, z"
And then he licked the spoon.
I'm glad I have a lag when it comes to my emotions lol crying in front of him because he complimented a cake is cringe

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Hi so I was at conferences the other day and realized why she's banned them: students kept stealing each other's so she put her foot down and said the only ones in the room are the ones that belong to the room so that can't happen anymore...and she has a lot of them.

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Pizza Demon apparently keeps getting told off by his teacher for wanting to bring his fidget toys to class. Am I a terrible person because I just bought his valentines for their valentines party and they all come with fidget toys???

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The Creative Bucket: Dreams and Trees https://t.co/dn9CEnQYZX

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@WordsmithSarah He'd like that too much lmao 😂

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Dear Twitter, I have to quickly move an egg up to room temperature, so I put it in my pocket. Pray for my ADHD ass. Literally. #ADHD #adhdtwitter