Andrew Van 🍔

Do you think that god stays in heaven out of fear of what he has created? - Spy Kids 2

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

25 years ago the legendary Kurt Cobain died. He impacted so many people, even millions of people born after his time. May he Rest In Peace, thank you Kurt

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

#AriZonaGolfWang

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

GOLF WANG x ARIZONA MINI FRIDGE GIVEAWAY❄️

Quote this with #AriZonaGolfWang AND follow @drinkarizona for your chance to win 👀

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

@32and0game Aaron Rodgers leadership being a D is a bad take !!

[Neet @neet_sol]

picking a random college major on a whim at 18

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

Oliver Tree would’ve been an incredible guest on the Eric Andre show

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@LocalBateman @BennyboyITM

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WALKING IN THE GRASS
ITS ALL FINE
DONT EAT JEWS IN THE SUMMER TIME

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

TODAY ! IT'S YOU AND ME IN THE SUMMERTIME

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Backrooms glory hole

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“My D&D sessions never last more than 1 hour and 47 minutes” said in response to someone talking about their D&D session lasting forever.

- Guy who assumes whenever someone says D&D they’re talking about the 1994 classic dumb and dumber

[Ⓢ @swzydzn]

RIP Oliver Tree 🕊️

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

They gotta put Oliver Tree’s jacket and big ass pants in the rock and roll hall of fame man

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

The Knicks game is all about creating the greatest bond between strangers you’ll ever create for the next 39 minutes just to never see them again. And it rules

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

I’m in NYC tonight, I cannot wait to high five a black guy

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

@GfedGoCrazy What bar you at ? I’ll join you for a pint or 7

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I’m not like other guys

I’m listening to the new modest mouse album while watching Tarik Skubal highlights.

Did I mention I’m not like other guys?

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

@elonmusk please save me from twitter jail

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

Twitters AI bots have been attacking me and suspending my account for “inauthentic behavior” How can my account be inauthentic? It’s nothing but mid tweets and sending funny tweets to my friends. This tweet is so original, these words have never been tweeted out in this order b4

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

@NatSparbeck I have the answer to all your problems but I cannot put it on blast on the timeline

[Andrew Van 🍔 @ABerger_21]

Jar Jar Binks when hearing the news his band is going on tour

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Weezer are going on tour‼️

[Stephen @b_outliers]

Today is not opening day. Two teams playing a night game on Netflix, who’s turning the into a 3 hour advertisement for themselves is not opening day.

Tomorrow is opening day.