LUCI☆

I'M ONLY INTERGALACTIC ROYALTY !

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

☆
SPACE PRINCE LUCIO !
the ( slightly ) spoiled
STAR of THE GALAXY !
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[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

⠀
a little vanity never hurt
anyone ?
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[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

" you Know ,

it's not Nice to keep the wealthy waiting .
time Is money, after all .
. . but maybe i'm just being too generous .
i mean, LOOK at you ! YOU LOOK LIKE A ZIGLORF EGG !!!
so BLAND ! . . BASIC !
you MUST be a BUM !!!
. . no wonder you're..
BLANKING out ."

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚎yes closed in smug confidence for all the compliments across the continents to find him, he waited (awkwardly) to only open one after the confused silence made its mark.
the other soon joined, knuckle flown & caught between his teeth to stifle his surprise .
. . oh !
it's . .

[𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘶𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘴 𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 .ᐟ @OrbitOverwatch]

( to say that this caught him off guard was.. something else. A head tilt after he heard the prince speak up. The royal garments he sported wasn’t like anything he’d seen before.. but he definitely thought something was off.

He.. wasn’t really sure how to respond to this. )

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

his brows furrowed .
must be Broken .

a prince must be patient, though.
...luckily for Him .

he SIGHED, pupils rolling, head tilting, jewelry clinking in his hair, dramatically drawn out &
Annoyed .

staring at a decorated wrist without a watch, he commented, critically,

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚗ot to worry, UGLY planet !
your PRINCE has ARRIVED
just in time for BlackHistoryMonth too,
isn't that a stroke of genius? here, i'll ☆ spoil ☆ it for you. . IT IS !! cause ☆ i ☆ COORDINATED my ROYAL ARRIVAL.. FLAWLESSLY 😌.

to honor it, & ME, all must compliment me.. NOW !

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

⠀
a little vanity never hurt
anyone ?
⠀

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

☆
SWITCHED . all posts below OOC .
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[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚌Ough, TATTLETALE, cough, SUCK-UP, cough, SIMP

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

@paranoidirect I CAN EXPLAIN

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚗ot that i'm adding into this- totally senseless discussion or anything, but... shouldn't the number one optimus fan have his...
VINTAGE EDITION OPTIMUS PRIME LUNCH BOX ✨️

( brandishing it like a purse.
teeheehee !! he's the coolest at the lunch table ! )

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚒iiRoNHIDE????
ARE YOU OKAAAAYY ??!?????

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

i don't know, actually 😞

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚙eru is a state, ironhide ,,,

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

imEAN COUNTRY

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚒T's THE COFFEE BEANS, IRONHIDE-
THEY'RE- ... Peruvian -???

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

@Lamentfl0wer HELP ???

[𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓸, 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓐𝔃𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓶 @Lamentfl0wer]

⠀
⠀ Gun him down Valentine’s Day massacre style
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[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

he just has that kind of wrinkled face

[LUCI☆ @ABidingCane]

𝚘kay, but in my defense, who wouldn't

[𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙔 . ⍩ @horrortactics]

oh, but you’d swing on megatron, wouldn’t you. the original senior citizen. now we pick and choose who we punch