𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿

“𝗟𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗴𝗼 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝘀𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.” #AlienRP #Fake #Parody LEWD=BLOCK

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

“Walk in the park! When we fix something, it stays fixed!”

Dennis Parker, Chief Engineer of the USCSS Nostromo.

-Literate
-Serious/Crack
-Nonlewd
-Muse and mun are 18+

#AlienRP

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

@ARegularParrot //😭😭😭😭 that’s so funny.

And out of context, he could be talking to Lambert.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

// Momma, impending doom behind you

[Alien Theory @Alien_Theory]

Look behind you…

Behind the scenes of Alien: Earth S01E05

[CINEMORPH @CINEM0RPH]

PSA: If you hit play on Alien at 11:13:32 PM this New Year’s Eve, the chestburster will make its entrance at the stroke of midnight to welcome you into 2026. Start the year with proper priorities.

[FilmFrame @filmfr4me]

Alien (1979)
Director: Ridley Scott

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

“Walk in the park! When we fix something, it stays fixed.”

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

Flipping on and off switches to find an outlet that isn’t working has got to be the most tedious job on the Nostromo, but someone’s gotta do it.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

Flipping on and off switches to find an outlet that isn’t working has got to be the most tedious job on the Nostromo, but someone’s gotta do it.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

I think are, baby. It’s Monday.

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

No man, you’re losing it.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

//@ARegularParrot

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

// It’s not fair. Lambert and Parker should have lived. They were so close.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

Monday, Brett.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

@ARegularParrot // WalMart is making it until 2381 at least.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

// I think one of the craziest aspects of the Alien franchise is make Walmart buy Weyland-Yutani. Insane.

[3LATiiiON ⚔️ @3LATiiiON_]

GO TURN THESE OFF!!!!!!!!

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

@ARegularParrot // “Always stay hydrated.”

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

// Haven’t seen the show, but from what I’ve seen from the Xenos in Alien: Earth is that they look too dry. Those guys have to be dripping, drooling, and soaking wet all the time.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

I’ll eat it, but I’m going to complain the whole time.

[—𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑. @dutydriven]

The main dish is a synthetic protein that is comparable to ‘chicken’. Is that acceptable?