Samuel Brett

𝙍𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩.

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

【 #AlienRP #DBDRP 】
Our time is their time,
that's the way they see it. https://t.co/RhrnymhtRq

[ᅠ ‎ ᅠ ‎ᅠ ‎ 𝐗 𝐄 𝐍 𝐎 𝐌 𝐎 𝐑 𝐏 𝐇 ‎ᅠᅠ ‎ ᅠ ‎ᅠ @utopianmorphon]

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I stared into the sun. I stared into the creature's eyes. And what did I see? Nothing. It has no eyes. Neither of us have now. I saw nothing. No devil. No ultimate evil. No ultimate anything. Just bland, indifferent destruction.

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[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

|| DALLAS COME BACK

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

A dollar’s a dollar, and uh we both know it.

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

More than me and Parker.

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

||playing lethal company with friends:

“Excuse me- excuse me ☝️ can we talk about the bonus situation?”
“Don’t worry about it, you’ll get whatever’s coming to you.”
*my head is then eaten by a giant bug*

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

Rip’s lookin’ funny these days. Must be the stress.

Of a full paycheck.

[ᅠ ᅠ ohᅠ , ᅠ 𝐿A̶𝑅𝑽A̶ ᅠ ҉E҉𝑅𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐓𝙴 ᅠ. @elultimovastago]

ㅤ

[˗ˏˋ 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅. @eliteluarke]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ⠀

https://t.co/XyMPDtGB1h

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

“What? No. You just don’t get it, man.”

[ᅠ⸼ ᅠ𝙰.ᅠ𝚁𝙸𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚈. @shouldstaylost]

“ that was terrible ”

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

I don’t get paid enough for this shit.

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

Get this, right. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender goes, “hey”.

Horse says to him, “buddy you read my mind”.

[—𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑. @dutydriven]

// i am, in fact, ecstatic that there is a daniels 😌🙏

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

@ABonusSituation ||I got this as a notif 😭 made me laugh

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

No man, you’re losing it.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

Monday, Brett.

[𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 @ABonusSituation]

// It’s not fair. Lambert and Parker should have lived. They were so close.

[Samuel Brett @ARegularParrot]

@ABonusSituation ||I love this so much. It’s his movie actually