CaptainACB

A 6 foot 3, 200 pound civilian.

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@jvidyasagar You should see luz church road, especially from nageshwara rao park till navashakthi vinayagar temple. An once six way lane is reduced to a street hawker/parker paradise.

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@colliemogs Road rash

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@CinemaWithAB This is codeword by AK that GBU sucks and wants to hopefully do something better in the next outing with Adhik

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@HathwayBrdband Hey @HathwayBrdband , @reliancejio @JioCare , anyone want to guess how many days I lost in my #JioFiber connection in the last 39 days (From Dec 1 - TD)....

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Shoutout to @reliancejio fr mastering te art of modern thievery! Paid for 6 months of wifi, got only 18 days of service. Who needs consistent connectivity anyway? And kudos for the zero-support team – they're like ninjas, but for ignoring problems #JioMagic #JioTragic #WersMyWiFi

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@JioCare Why is the service request closed when the issue is still active?

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@JioCare Hi @JioCare while u continue understanding my PROBLEM (not concern) and not fix anything, let me take a moment to appreciate @HathwayBrdband for providing uninterrupted internet supply during this time ! I never really shudve left u guys buy im back now <3

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@JioCare u neither understand nor regret anything. None of u hav a straight answer on wen this ongoing clownery of a service u offer gets fixed. How difficult is it to provide wifi in a metro city? Atleast hv te decency to process a refund #reliancescam #JioScam #BadProduct #WorstService

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@JioCare @JioCare what according to you is 'Soon'. Well I know it is definitely more than 18 days! #pathetic to the core #jiodown #jio_பாவங்கள் #jiotragic

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@JioCare Hey Shafaq, thanks for the open-ended, non-committal response. A quick question, what do you call someone who takes up your money for a service but does not provide any service or support and also refuses a refund? Answer is 'Fraud' or in this matter, its #jio ! #jio_பாவங்கள்

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@JioCare Hi Priti, we meet again! And its a canned copy-paste response from you again! At this point, there's no surprises there :) But did you even read the full thread bcos if u did, u will realise how stupid and ignorant your response is. #jiofail #Chennai #badcustomerservice #jiofiber

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@JioCare Hello new support person from @JioCare , I will give you this 'within few hours' but what can I expect if its not fixed today? Also, honest question here, does the 'Care' exist only in your email and twitter names or does it also exist in your support service? #ChennaiRains #WiFi

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@reliancejio Before you copy-paste a response, let me save you some time :) @reliancejio

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@JioCare "Big shoutout to @reliancejio stellar support team for sending me that pre-packaged, generic response! 🙌 I didn't realize my inquiry was just a formality to be brushed off with such finesse. Your canned responses are truly a work of art! 👏 #CustomerServiceWin #Sarcasm101"

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@reliancejio jst wanted to thnku for the awsm 17-day wifi-free vacation uve gifted me tis billing cycle!ur commitment to keeping me on my toes, wondering if today will be the day I get wifi is truly unmatched. let's not forget the advance payment for this privilege #JioExperience

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@JioCare Big shoutout to u for that truly personalized, heartfelt response to my query Your copy-paste skills are truly next level! Can't believe I'm missing out on the genuine warmth of a robot-generated response. 🙌 #CannedCustomerService #TopNotchEngagement #jiofiberworst

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"Hey @reliancejio, just wanted to thank you for the amazing service! It's been a blissful 17 days without wifi in this billing cycle that started in Dec 2024. 😅 Out of the 36 days, I've lost 17 already – such generosity! 🙌 Scared for the upcoming 5 months I've paid in advance

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Wat a fantastic month it's been wit @reliancejio! 17 days without wifi in my prepaid billing cycle started in Dec 2024. What an exhilarating experience losing almost half the month! Can't wait to see how many more delightful days I'll be without internet in the nxt 5 months!

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@JioCare Dont reply with a canned response, instead read for once and respond accordingly

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@JioCare, it's been a week since my WiFi went down. Emailed, chatted, called, DM’d no response! Cyclone's passed, other ISPs up but not Jio. This is beyond inconvenient, affecting work. You hit the trifecta in bad #CustomerService by providing #NoService #NoSupport and #NoRefund