Chapel Bat

Swoopin and swipin in for y’all’s chapel credits, go wildbats! ~~~~~ (Parody account, not associated with ACU)

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

If ACU doesn’t cancel the football game this Saturday, they don’t actually care about the health and safety of their students. The state, city, AND university are all spiking in cases right now.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Based and bat-pilled

[The Optimist @acuoptimist]

"It is time ACU makes a genuine effort to make all students, regardless of gender identity or sexual orientation, feel safe, loved and wanted." Read more from Copy Editor Sheridan Wood:
https://t.co/lnfA2Vx2zS

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Blue and orange isn’t great either, but I can excuse it given how little of it I see nowadays.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Days like these remind why green and pink isn’t a good color combination. Facts don’t care about your feelings.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Wait Sing Song happened this year?

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Oh shoot I missed the March Madness hype... congrats to the basketball team on their first NCAA victory over UT! Invite me next time, I’ve missed dodging the net guy in Moody.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Chapel Bat calls it again

[The Optimist @acuoptimist]

All classes are canceled Wednesday, and all in-person classes are canceled for the week due to the ongoing power outages and water shortages caused by the winter storm.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Might not see y’all guys on campus for the next week if this forecast keeps up...

[The Optimist @acuoptimist]

BREAKING: The university implemented minor sanctions to the fraternities of Gamma Sigma Phi and Galaxy following a hazing investigation. Both suspensions have been lifted, and all club activities are now permitted. ACU will post its findings prior to Aug. 9 under the Clery act.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

I love seeing people fundamentally misunderstanding what journalism is, they report the news and sorry if you’re part of the bad news it’s not their fault. It’s not an easy job, so give these guys a break from forehead takes like “muh optimism” ❤️

[The Optimist @acuoptimist]

"I don’t take joy out of reporting distressing news, let alone from my own fraternity. But that’s not what journalism is about. It’s not about the journalist; It’s about the story." Read more from Editor-in-Chief Owen Simpson below:
https://t.co/SCzXGsgozR

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

@BashSzen I said what I said

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

I’ve returned to say what the fuck

[The Optimist @acuoptimist]

BREAKING: All Galaxy and GSP fraternity events are suspended indefinitely due to multiple alleged hazing incidents during pledging. This is a developing story.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

You could call me a messenger or prophet, but tbh I’m just a bat

[Owen Simpson @OwenSimpsonTV]

👀👀👀

[Lawyer Dad @andrewboonedog]

@ACUChapelBat wins this round, @Evan_Beck_

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

@Evan_Beck_ Well bats legally can’t vote so that’s just impossible

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Dude of course I’m a huge fan of airborne diseases.

[ACU Coronavirus @AcuCoronavirus]

.@ACUChapelBat wanna collab? You may know I’m a big fan of bats.

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

I can get behind this one

[RockaBully @CarsonRossMan]

On today's EPIC RAP BATTLES of history! President FDR Vs Governor Abbot. 🦽🇨🇱🇺🇲

[Chapel Bat @ACUChapelBat]

Only in the year 2020 would the word “chalk” make all ACU students - regardless of politics, race, gender, etc. - collectively shiver at the sound of it.