Andrew Collins

Taco Bell❤️

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

Y’all ladies must have forgot I was voted cute pie in my 8th grade memory book

[Will Bredderman @WillBredderman]

Worst of all, gym classes are making them run miles an Uber could cover in less than a minute.

[Johan @Adityapandeydev]

POV: how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

14 years. Been doin this

[isaiah @tlop444]

netflix wants you to think that this is the same as watching a movie on your ipad

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Me driving towards a typical new SUV at night:

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

@henryraymonds What a lovely couple!

[lex @lexlisbon]

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

I should be slugging steins at Oktoberfest right now

[evelyn @drivinatninety]

politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay

[M🇦🇷🇪🇸 @mxximxximxxi]

getting all the signs lately

[Doctor Tom @neosovietposter]

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

[Rei @rlevi]

when ur 8 drinks deep and they start playing 2000s white women music

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

Fortune cookie with no fortune. This isn’t looking good for me

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

@meatymeatsweats left her card in my wallet last weekend. Drinks on her at @HarpMilwaukee tonight

[ғͭᴏͪᴏͤʟ 🇵🇸 @UncleDingler]

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

[cabby @cabby]

Got a botched circumcision now my willy wonka

[DRUSKI @druski]

Aint nothin like that Work Wife 😂

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

@bw0mp_ Well if it is they need to get their shit together

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

Do they even work on I-43 like what the fuck is going on with this project

[Andrew Collins @ACdoubleD]

Left half a burger in my golf bag someone remind tomorrow to take it out