Sayuri was all like “it’s halloween, let’s watch a scary movie!”, but we were making our own kinda’ movie by the end of the night.
Quite the Happy Halloween for us, all in all.
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⠀⠀ i don’t care that i lost. i still got paid,
⠀⠀ and my girlfriend still has a fat ass.
⠀⠀ . . . okay, i do care. i almost fucking
⠀⠀ had him. he was about to tap out. . .
Romance isn’t dead yet. Not when your girlfriend has a fat ass that makes you want to take her out on scenic picnics so you can admire it in that nice dress you bought for her.