Is it morally just to pray on your best friend’s girlfriend’s downfall because he called you a simp and beat you in a wrestling match too many times? Asking for myself.
The unicorn shock is gonna go crazy.
Sayuri was all like “it’s halloween, let’s watch a scary movie!”, but we were making our own kinda’ movie by the end of the night.
Quite the Happy Halloween for us, all in all.
𝘼𝙀𝙒 𝘿𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚 【10.01.25】
𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙆𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙛. 𝙆𝙮𝙡𝙚 𝙊'𝙍𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮
(𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 ; 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.)
Following the match it was announced that Hale Koleman was officially ALL ELITE! But only moments after that blockbuster announced ->
𝘼𝙀𝙒 𝘿𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚 【09.24.25】
The Kings of the New Age announced that they would focus on their respective singles careers for now.
Josh left the ring first, before Jamie was blindsided by a debuting Hale Koleman. Hammond rushed back to make the save, but Hale took off.
𝘼𝙀𝙒 𝘿𝙮𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚 【10.01.25】
𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙚 𝙆𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙚𝙛. 𝙆𝙮𝙡𝙚 𝙊'𝙍𝙚𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙮
(𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 ; 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘍𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.)
Following the match it was announced that Hale Koleman was officially ALL ELITE! But only moments after that blockbuster announced ->
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ㅤ ㅤ ⠀don't really know many shitty comedians, sorz buddy. you get it though, you suck yada yada.
well I guess you'll just go in the dirt beside him.
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⠀⠀ oof, ouch. at least compare me to
⠀⠀ someone with human decency and
⠀⠀ respect for the queer community.
⠀⠀ but i’m afraid that my friend and
⠀⠀ partner’s business is also my own.
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ㅤ ㅤ ⠀yeah, you're about as funny as Dave Ch4ppelle. I just got beef with Jamie, you can fuck off on your merry way and ill get to you when im done with him.
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⠀⠀ no grey hairs, just great comedic
⠀⠀ chops lost on the cocky youth. but
⠀⠀ hey, that was me once. jamie too.
⠀⠀ we both got humbled pretty bad. it
⠀⠀ seems like you haven’t yet. so i guess
⠀⠀ that’s our rite of passage now.
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ㅤ ㅤ ⠀bro used "bucko" in thr big 2025, you hiding grey hairs under that bucket hat gramps?
im playing by my own rules, Jamie left before I really got gping so he has no idea what he's in for. stay outta the way if you dont want this smoke too.ㅤ ㅤ ⠀
⠀⠀ first things first, bucko. i’m not
⠀⠀ jealous of anyone with that fuck-ass
⠀⠀ haircut.
⠀⠀ second, i think you’re wildly talented.
⠀⠀ but you’re playing jamie in a game
⠀⠀ that he invented. it’s not gonna end
⠀⠀ how you think it will.
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ㅤ ㅤ ⠀he called me a little boy 😭 what am I gonna do 😭
stfu dumbass, you're not original but you're a lil cute so you've got something going for yourself at least. but really you just sound like another jealous dude that I've soared so high so young.
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⠀⠀ that makes one of us. by the way, if
⠀⠀ you happen to see a twink backstage
⠀⠀ who looks like he should also be on
⠀⠀ tiktok, can you tell him to go fuck
⠀⠀ himself for me? thanks, minnie.
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⠀⠀ i don’t care that i lost. i still got paid,
⠀⠀ and my girlfriend still has a fat ass.
⠀⠀ . . . okay, i do care. i almost fucking
⠀⠀ had him. he was about to tap out. . .