Trump se gastó 14 millones de dólares en pintar de azul oscuro la piscina del Memorial Lincoln... pero no pensó que la pintura oscura elevaría la temperatura y provocaría algas.
Ahora para quitar las algas, Trump ideó verter peróxido de hidrógeno... pero no pensó que este químico removería la pintura por la que pagó 14 millones de dólares.
Donald "Mr Bean" Trump, presidente de Memestados Unidos de América.
I know that the insane has become the normal, but we all need to pay attention to this:
According to members of Congress and independent reporting, Donald Trump illegally hid files alleging that he raped a child.
This is the biggest presidential scandal of your life.
After 10+ years of biting my nails, I finally found the solution. I started wearing a watch and I hear it ticking, which helps me recognize I’m biting my nails.
In 365 days of Trump:
- he doubled his family’s net worth
- billionaires got $1.5 trillion richer
- his 20 wealthiest political donors got ~$380 billion richer
while…
Food prices ⬆️
Utilities ⬆️
Healthcare ⬆️
Housing ⬆️
Just in case you didn’t understand the scam yet.