Ahmed Al Hashemi

It's a star-studded event when I valet park Open up my mouth and sunlight illuminates the dark. Serving you tea since 1983.

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

For some reason, everyone and their mother has an appointment at the ophthalmologist today.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Brazilian psychic with over 24 million followers has predicted a mass alien invasion during the Brazil vs. Scotland World Cup match tonight.

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

@Hayataholica Maybe they had a bit too much skunk and their brain cells got fried

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

Just ordered off one of the food platforms. They actually suggested I add 167 dirhams to my order to maximize my savings’. Dunno if it’s a glitch in the system or they actually think their customers are this stupid.

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

Recently discovered this, completely by accident. Tastes good, but not fizzy enough for my taste. I give it a 3/5.

[Pediavenir @Pediavenir]

🐻🇺🇸 INSOLITE – Un homme à moto a rencontré un ours sur un sentier forestier. L’animal a adopté un comportement étrange après avoir remarqué que le motard était armé.

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

All that abuse and it STILL wouldn’t back down. Respect 🫡.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

The snake met its match 😂

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

@banafsaji I’m so sorry for your loss. She might not be here but at least you still have all the good memories.

[Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺 @Axaxia88]

Wolf: I am wild and dangerous.

Man: frees wolf

Wolf: I am now domesticated and awaiting further instructions.

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

I’m probably showing my age now, but what the hell does ‘mogged’ mean?

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

Turn on the tv and see what cartoons are on

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It’s 1995. You wake up. There’s no Wi-Fi. You don’t have a cell phone. You don’t have a computer. There is no Facebook/Instagram/TikTok 

What is the first thing that you do?

[ayya @ayyasetyaa]

Is that a Dinosaur's Egg?😭

[Asa @xAsamoahx]

I don’t know if he wanted me to write about someone else’s dog 😂

[Nora @Hepyanildim]

15 yıl düşünsem aklıma gelmez

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Ahmed Al Hashemi @ADHashemi]

Hidden message to Shredder?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ themed funeral caskets.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

First in my bloodline to read this sentence