Abdullah Shafique’s line “aik end sambhal ke kya main ne kal tak khelna hai” should be Pakistan’s batting manifesto in T20 cricket. The selectors should make it their caller tune so every time a player rings them they first hear this 😂
One of our colleagues has developed a HABIT of leaving work 15 minutes early.
Our boss stopped by twice at the end of the day, and he wasn't there. And he insists he didn't leave early, he just went out for a smoke.
The boss took the time to look at the CCTV footage. He called him in. Fifteen minutes later, he comes in looking sad. Silent.
I ask, "What happened?"
Coworker: He showed me the CCTV footage.
Me: So what? Did he catch you? Did he take away your bonus?
Coworker: I don't know. When I saw the bald spot on the top of my head in the footage, I stopped listening.
India walked into the conflict with Rafales and empty threats and walked out with conspiracy theories, broken mics, and a bruised ego.
Basically, a full desi uninstall."