Alan David Simcik

Christian, husband, stay at home dad (and home-school teacher) to four amazing boys, lupus sufferer, conservative, and all-around smart guy!

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@tanpukunokami What *part* of the United States? It's a big, big country, and there's a lot of variety, both from state to state, and even within a state (ie. north Texas is different from East Texas is different from Central Texas, etc.).

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@kangminlee Doing the Lord's work, sounds like.

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@lastchalice Y'all do realize the game isn't even out, yet, right?

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@japan_nobunaga My night table gun is a 9mm 1911 I customized myself. My everyday carry is an old, comfortable Bersa Thunder .380 (Argentinian clone of a Walther). And then there's all the others in the closet…

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@tanpukunokami We have four boys, and they go through about a gallon a day. We try to limit our grocery trips to every Saturday, so we buy six or seven gallons every week. But don't worry! We store them in (one of) the garage fridge(s), and only have one in the kitchen fridge at a time.

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@ApexSeeker_ 52, and I still haven't figured out what I want to do when I grow up…

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Anybody got any favorite Misheard lyrics?

Mine is a line in a Petra song that I could've sworn was "Godzilla's knees will shatter". Turns out it was "God's enemies will scatter"...

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@sngmerng Mine's six years old, and a little nuts:

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@reformedhg That's (one of) Satan's (many) goal(s) - to elevate animal life while degrading human life. He hates the Imago Dei so much…

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@learning_yohei They're both full of crazy liberals, but mainly in the big cities (like New York (the city) or Los Angeles). In fact, any big city in any state in America is. Avoid them like the plague, and enjoy the friendly people in smaller towns and rural areas (especially in the South).

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@2580ys11 Like him? Not really.

Understand that he's what we need and is loads better than the alternative? Yeah…

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@hoshizorarock …or barbecue sushi. Brisket maki. Pulled pork onigiri. Smoked bologna nigiri. The possibilities are endless.

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Hey, Japanese X: Are there any good Japanese Christian rock bands?
Think @skilletmusic meets @scandal_band…

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@Locus_Solus3303 @engineer2_0 To truly experience Texas, stay away from the big cities. Avoid Austin at all costs; even though it's our capital, we'd like to give it to California.

HEB blows Wal-Mart out of the water, but you pretty much can't afford brisket for BBQ anywhere, anymore. Ribs work, though.

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@angelabigail3 The candy, mostly. It's been commercialized, like everything else…

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@elonmusk Sailor Starlink?

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@LeadingReport Sounds like a ringing endorsement!

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@megynkelly

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@LeadingReport So even the government admits they're still really women? 🤣

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@megynkelly Translation: "We're mad that this bipartisan arts organization is no longer skewed toward our ideology, so we're taking our ball and going home."
#GoodRiddance