"The contrast between the shoddy tripe we saw at the ad hoc committee and the professionalism and excellence of the Madlanga commission describes the choice for South Africa perfectly."
JUSTICE MALALA: Time to let the experts do the work https://t.co/Xbm1eKMt7Q
President Ramaphosa’s penchant for establishing costly & ineffective parallel & overlapping structures in government & public institutions need to be studied at UNISA or the University of Fraud Hare. As standalone modules for First Year Law, Political Science or Public Administration students.
Over & a over the bloated cabinet, here are some of the duplications, most of which are laden with handpicked Andrea Johnson-ish deployees who can’t even tie their own shoelaces:
• IDAC vs Hawks/SAPS
• National Anti-Corruption Advisory Council vs SIU/Hawks/NPA
• Presidential Economic Advisory Council vs National Treasury/DTIC
• Presidential State-Owned Enterprises Council vs Department of Public Enterprises
• Presidential Climate Commission vs DFFE
• Infrastructure South Africa vs DPWI
• NECOM vs Eskom/DMRE
• National Logistics Crisis Committee vs Transnet/Department of Transport
• Operation Vulindlela vs National Treasury/line departments
• National Water Crisis Committee vs DWS/municipalities.
• [Add others here]
Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.